Incomplete Data: A panfandom, multi-world RP.

Clint, Wanda and I found this while we were out looking for gold. Half of an advertisement for... something. Does it look familiar to anyone? Has anyone seen what might be the other half of the paper?

Could be nothing. But it could be something.




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[Bruce Banner (MCU)]

See? Forthcoming.

I guess it's time I showed up on the network.

I've been busy.


[Clint Barton (MCU]

Victoria Hand gave me an unofficial mission, but I haven't had much luck digging up anything useful or relevant. Would you be interested in getting in on this, or are you still enjoying the freedom of your retirement, here in captivity?

[Bucky Barnes (MCU]

Hi

[Victoria Hand]

I'm calling in Clint Barton. I'm not reaching out to the other Avengers about it right now, they still have some shit they need to work out. Has Jasper been briefed?

Romanoff

Have you been able to discover anything?

At this point I believe I would rather still be in prison rather than continuing this journey through space.

Who: Armitage Hux and ... everyone?
When: Today
Where: Security Office
What: The Security Office has CCTV surveillance of all specimen living and common areas, which Hux is dutifully ... surveilling. He's bound to see something surprising / shady / touching / confounding / horrifying, right? Tag in with some shenanigans for the security cameras! And if you want him to tell anyone, you know, lmk. Let's start some rumors.
Rating: G. So far.

( he had no idea what in the great black mess of space he was supposed to do with any of it. )

Well, this makes me the only farmer who actually knows what a "farm" is.

Guess first priority is going to be selecting a song for the training montage. So far I've got Big and Rich's "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy," "Down on the Farm" by Tim McGraw, and of course, the Kenny Chesney classic, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy." Full disclosure, we'd have about thirty-eight seconds more time for training if we went with Kenny Chesney.

[Darcy]

I have a pink one of those eggs. Would you like it?

[Nat]

Where are you hiding? Because I have been all over this place and I haven't found you yet.

[Natasha MCU]
How are you holding up? I know Thor has a habit of not sticking around long, but with how things have been I know how it is to lose somebody you felt close to.

[Sitwell]
You son of a bitch. This is decaf, isn't it?

[Bruce MCU]
I need to know what stress relief regime you're on, because it seems to be working out pretty well.

[Natasha MCU]
I have a favor I'd like to ask of you.

[Lois]
How much combat training do you have?

[Peggy Carter]
Are you running as my replacement?

[Agents Hill & Johnson]
I'm developing a new group training regime for you and your friends, but I would like to take your input into consideration first. What areas do you feel need the most improvement?

[MCU Avengers + Zemo, Mimi]

You know if we have to spend much more time in Tampa, I'm going to start thinking Ultron had the right idea about America.

Thor's gone.

[Darcy]
I'll be on the beach.

So this last scenario was a little tougher, and Tampa's a different sort of challenge. But not all of us were so made for combat and struggle. God knows I'm not. So I thought maybe talking about it might help. In person, on this network. Publically, privately, whatever people are more comfortable with.

How is everyone handling being here?

I have learned a great deal in my months here. Modern ways. Alien ways. Magic. These wingless dragons called dinosaurs. And this rather convoluted system of governing. I can see the appeal of representation and voting, but from the inside I have seen what a broken system it truly is. A way of the influential to squabble with each other over the mere illusion of power and no communication or regard of the people they're meant to be representing. They allow discourse in the name of fairness to block progress and constructive action. What is even done with it? How has it benefitted us as a whole, when it can offer no protections or real punishments. Those that have provided the greatest of service to us have done so without election, without thanks, without any sort of title at all.

And so I ask, is there really any need for all this at all, or is it just a distraction? What can be done to get rid of this redundant and clearly ineffective system? In my world, if a ruler was so poor at their job, they either got invaded by somebody more competent or overthrown by their own people. So tell me whose head must roll to end this, because presently this joke of a Constitution does not allow any reasonable way to end itself.

[Council & Jury]
Now that everyone has taken time to recover and get settled into our new yet underwhelming surroundings, we have a few matters of business to address.

First off, I spoke to Tony Stark about proposing a crisis response team, which was also then brought up by Peggy Carter. There are two components to this idea that need addressing:

-Peggy and Rogue discussed voluntary assignments of skilled individuals to take on pre-assigned roles in emergency situations so that everyone knows what they're supposed to do. Having a list available helps everyone have a better idea of who to turn to for help, and may also help us identify where we are lacking. Is anyone interested in canvassing the general public and compiling such a list and keeping it regularly updated?

-Tony and I discussed the idea of having a few individuals that can help organize emergency drills. This is more on behalf of the untrained civilians for situations that they may not be prepared for. My thought was asking Captain Rogers (World B) and Agent Romanoff (World A) to work on putting something together, but I'll take recommendations before we approach anyone.

That said, I think we should have a way to recognize or reward those that have gone out of their way to help others in these emergencies. This would include our medical professionals, and those that made their homes available to help shelter others. Agents Hill and Romanoff did an excellent job of protecting children and taking in people into their households.

And finally, we should take a look at the proposed amendments. We don't have time to vote individually on all of them, so to expedite the process, we will consider only those that anyone is willing to put their support behind. I would personally like to bring forward the idea for term limits, given that our time here has exceeded what any of us anticipated during the time of the drafting of the Constitution.

Edit: [Public]
I announce my resignation from the Council and as Coordinator. Thank you for your support.

I told everyone, when I got here - the day I got here! - that I didn't want to be on your Council. That I was a ridiculous choice. That I wanted off. That anyone else at all could put their name forward, and I would hand it right off to them. And what did I get? "Stay on the Council, Doctor." "You'll do fine, Bruce." "It'll build character, Calvin." So, what happens? What's my reward for stepping up and participating in this ridiculous Key-Club-Meets-the-Stanford-Prison-Experiment job I never wanted anything to do with?

Zombies. At the first second? first maybe it was the second one of the first meetings I ever went to - zombies. Rotting, murderous, highly infectious zombies. The next thing I know - the last thing I remember - I'm demanding to see a grocery store manager because the stockboy didn't have any brains. Literally. You have got to be kidding me. No wonder you don't have term limits. Nobody would run for this damn seat.

I want to go to the moon.

[ TAHANI ]

You're pretty tricky, you know that?

I missed my own bed.

Does anyone have any concerns or suggestions for how we can be better prepared for next time?

[Lois]
Feel like hitting the beach or staying in?

[Maria]
Good job.

[Hux]
Well I hope that was worth it.

[Charles]
Feeling better?

[Pepper]
Didn't manage to bring anything back, did you?

[Anybody around the beach right now will probably get a brief thunderstorm]

I HAVE MY POWERS BACK!

AND I CAN ALSO SEE AGAIN!

I DO NOT KNOW WHICH I AM MORE PLEASED ABOUT!

TAMPA IS REAL!!! I knew it wasn't a lie! And there's a dino world! And the chips taste like pickles!!!

[Bruce 616]
Dad dad dad dad dad dad daddddyy

[Bucky 616]
ARE YOU BIG ENOUGH FOR PIGGY BACKS AGAIN??

[Kira & Laura BFF gang]
Do you wanna build a saaaand man??? 🎶

I'm not even sure what to say about any of this.