Incomplete Data: A panfandom, multi-world RP.

[Teenagers/HP/Young Avengers/Avengers Academy - ask if unsure.]

So I think I found something that could be worth investigating while I was down at the river looking for gold. Anyone up for an adventure?

Compound Network

Uh - where did everyone go?

NOBODY SPOIL DEADPOOL 2 FOR ME.

I WON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO ME UNTIL NEXT WEEKEND.

Or until whenever the next Spider-Man movie comes out, if you ask Celine Dion. And Val's mom.

WHO MIGHT ALSO BE CELINE DION.

WHOA - O! WE'RE HALFWAY THERE ... !!

I've got an ear worm and I can't shake it!

WHOA - O! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER.

What do you think is the weirdest hill you are willing to die on?

Like. Miracle Whip is better than Mayonnaise, or Leonardo was the worst Ninja Turtle, or the fact that there is no ethical consumption under capitalism.

What's yours?

I'd like to know how we plan to handle the communists.

[High School Students]

Apparently I'm going to be teaching you all about the wonders of living things. Meaning biology, if that wasn't obvious. You can call me Mr. Stamets or Paul. Frankly, I don't care.

I've never taught anyone younger than around twenty, and I never particularly wanted to. I would therefore highly appreciate it if you can all act like the young adults that you are rather than like children. I know rebellion is 'cool', but it's also a complete waste of everyone's time.

I'm also sure plenty of you are hoping that this will be a joke. Sorry, but if I'm being forced to teach, you are all going to learn. Might as well make something productive out of this ridiculous situation.

A few more things of note;

1. I will be ignoring anything in the textbook that is dated or otherwise faulty. Being misinformed is worse than being uninformed.

2. Do your work in pen. I don't want to deal with papers covered in chickenscratch that also smudges graphite all over my hands. No damn pencils. I'll tolerate pens because I didn't find a typewriter in my own house so I doubt the rest of you have access to one.

3. We will not be wasting time on pointless endeavors like making candy models to demonstrate the structural differences between animal and plant cells. If you want to make one for yourself, be my guest, but you sure as heck aren't going to be getting credit from me for it.

4. Constructive complaints are welcome, but unnecessary whining will be entirely disregarded.

Deal with all of that and we should get along just fine.

Okay you ever have those dreams where you're back in high school and you can't find your locker or your classes or you're naked or whatever?

Yeah, that. Minus the naked part. In fact I'm wearing clothes and colors that I haven't worn since I was like 8.

Also I graduated high school at 16 on purpose. Meaning why am I back there??

So like.... is this even the end of the year in wherever we are?

[Michelle Jones]

So are you like... afraid of spiders?

There is something moving behind a clock in the Loeb Boathouse, but it looks hella creepy so I'm not super not going to touch it.

Are we missing anything on the small side?

[Young Millennials]

So, I've kind of got a job to do this month that I could use some help with.

Who's interested in helping me start up a Secret Santa?

So, I know we have a Halloween party coming up and everything, but would anyone be interested in like, a scary story night? Maybe write some Round Robin creepy pastas, or try and recite NoSleeps from memory or something? I'd just like to be scared by something that isn't whatever the hell the scientists are going to do next. For a change.

Carol??

What the fuck is with all the sparkles and these clothes? Are we in Europe?

Okay, Amazon shoppers - who here has paint and/or poster boards?

I also need the assistance of someone who is good at puns.

So since I got totally robbed from my debut as an Avenger AND we're missing out on the Disco King (were we getting a David Bowie cameo?) I'm opening up bets to the floor. Pass me your dollars and make some awesome cash off our buddies doing some cool gladiator stuff.

And if you're worried about people judging you or whatever, I'm keeping the books private and you can slip me cash under the table.

Betting Odds:
For the winner- These odds will be updated daily to reflect current standings! Get your bets in early for the best payout rates.
For first to kill, first death, number of day 1 deaths, and most kills*- Bets available first day only! (*Most kills will be for the entire Hunger Games, but you have to lock it in before it starts)

[Peter Parker (MCU]

So like if something happens and you die. I get your stuff, right?

( Wittgenstein Training: Day 7. )

If we're playing Survivor, I nominate myself first off the island.

[Matt]
And what's this supposed to be?

( Wittgenstein Training: Day 2. )