Dec. 20th, 2017 at 3:07 AM
i've had to face the harsh realization that my music career is going nowhere
apparently all i'm good at is football and warfare
so i'm quitting singing forever and cancelling my holiday show
with all new lyrics about winter and snow
sorry in advance to the three of you that bought tickets*
but there's greater talent in the chirping crickets
anyway everything sucks and i'm going to find a freezer to lock myself in
and forget my sorrows and the might-have-been
* sorry no refunds i spent it on poptarts
so i'm quitting singing forever and cancelling my holiday show
sorry in advance to the three of you that bought tickets*
anyway everything sucks and i'm going to find a freezer to lock myself in
* sorry no refunds i spent it on poptarts