Ron Fucking Swanson (iwasbornready) wrote in incompletedata, @ 2018-01-18 00:51:00 |
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Ron Swanson didn't like this scenario. For that matter, Ron really didn't like any of the scenarios. Or being back at the center. Or much of anything, really. If he were thinking about it, he'd have to admit that the World War II scenario was the one he'd disliked the least - it had given him something real to do, allowed him to be useful and contribute to something important, even though he had been forced against his will to set foot, once again, on British soil. (He still held onto some resentment after their baffling refusal to accept his American money, which we all know is the greatest currency in the word.) And he'd met Diana, who... he liked. Well. That was enough emotional openness and candid self-reflection for one day. Ron ventured outside of his garish, midcentury modern home and in search of the proper place to start a fire pit when he noticed an odd rustling in the bushes. Picking up a plank of wood, he moved towards the noise in search of its source. |