New Eden - City of Tomorrow!

I just got here, and this place is awesome! It looks amazing and incredible and I really want to go to that amusement park I saw up there! Who's with me? I'll buy them a beer.... beer. It's good. You want some. You ALL want some!

Also Hi, I'm Bear, coming to you for your paramedic needs and if anything's on fire, call. Peace!

So if someone, say anyone, doesn't attend this required party, does that mean we will suddenly find ourselves being taken to a meat grinder? Because that's what I'm getting out of it.

I never signed up for Tinder, so why the fuck would I want to hand some stranger a fucking charm I don't give a shit about. Did I get stuck on a swinger's island? Orgy every Sunday?