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Jan. 2nd, 2022


I think I'm going to have to quarantine myself.

Dec. 24th, 2021


There is no subtle way to put this. My daughter has been placed in a French jail. Now the Drengr in me wants to storm this jail, and break her out. But I'm willing to listen to reason and plans of others.

Nov. 29th, 2021


My twin sister married her very dull beau around this time of year about a century and a half ago. I am, of course, the kindest and most considerate of brothers and chose not to celebrate her nuptials with a simple pre-written card conveying my well wishes and general fondness for the happy couple. No, my messages were far more personal, mostly including puns that might cause my sister to shout in frustration so loudly that I might hear her even though we were continents away.

As, for obvious reasons, I cannot send her my regards, I have decided to inflict a pun upon you all. This was dear Evie's favorite, I know because it always had her howling with laughter. Or perhaps she was howling because I ducked when she launched her shoe at my head. No matter, enjoy with my compliments:

"Why should a candle-maker never be pitied?"
Because all his works are wicked, and all his wicked works, when brought to light, are only made light of.

Nov. 3rd, 2021


Ive seen a deal of gaiety through out my noisy life
With all my grand accomplishments I neer could get a wife,
The thing I most excel in is the P. R. F. G. game,
A noise all night in bed all day, and swimming in Champagne.

For Champagne Charlie is my name, Champagne Charlie is my name
Good for any game at night, my boys, good for any game at night, my boys,
Champagne Charlie is my name, Champagne Charlie is my name
Good for any game at night, boys, wholl come and join me in a spree.

Jan. 9th, 2021


While I am thankful for peace, I find I am restless. I had hoped that the more time I spent here, the more I would grow accustomed to life here on the station, and yet I cannot help but long for more adventure. I miss the smell of the sea, the ocean winds at my back. I miss the songs sang on my ship, and I miss the drunken dancing when we dropped anchor.

I suppose until something comes along, would anyone fancy meeting me for a few drinks down at Bryn's bar?

Sep. 18th, 2020


Filtered from Higgs and the children, posted a few hours after Richie was attacked

Higgs attacked Richie a few hours ago. If anyone had any doubt about his intentions, he made them very clear. He does not stop at innocent children. As long as this man is alive, no one of us is safe.

Aug. 31st, 2020



(to after this http://asylums.insanejournal.com/spinningcompass/1332303.html)

I don't know if any of you science types, or the magi, are interested but there is a gift box right outside my club. It was sent to me by Higgs.

Jul. 15th, 2020


I know we all mourn in our own way... But I would like to celebrate the men that are now gone from our community. Would anyone like to join me? Or shall I do it alone?

Jul. 4th, 2020


(Before the plot)

So... That was a really really long nap. How's everybody doing?

Jun. 26th, 2020


Alright y'all, I know the wedding is still hopping over there but it's PRIDE month too and I'mma be loud about it for a few minutes, because that's half of my personality, and because in some alternate universe I was not, and that is just sad. Normally there is a party for this, but I think most of us are partied out.

Things here are pretty great, all said and done, but I know not everyone is from here and sometimes the shit you need to hear isn't said. So, as the resident disaster gay, I'm just gonna put it plain and simple: it doesn't matter if you're not straight. Literally doesn't matter. If anyone makes it a thing I would call them an asshole but those are more fun and it would be an insult to asses everywhere. You have every right to be who you are and if anyone wants to fight me on that I will sic an angry Eddie on you. He is very loud and talks VERY fast and it is terrifying.

Jun. 17th, 2020


I'm in the need of some willing participants. I need some women for Brenna, and some men for Dan...

But first anyone that is going to attend my daughter Brenna, and soon to be son-in-law, Dan's wedding would you please come through the door, and come to the palace. This will be a week long celebration, because we are doing it as close to Norse tradition as we can, so pack for staying at the palace for a week. The Allmother has had the rooms prepared already.

As for what I need the men and the women for. We must prepare the bride and the groom for their coming nuptials. And the men must dig up a sword I buried.

It'll be a week full of merriment, I promise.

Edit: I use the terms men and women loosely, women can join the men and men can join the women in their rituals.

Jun. 8th, 2020


My friends, might any of you know where I could get my hands on a crate or even a basket of oranges? I do not wish to drive down supplies, but if we could spare around ten or perhaps even a dozen, I would be incredibly grateful.

May. 29th, 2020


Filtered away from Astrid and Brenna

I have an odd request: Many humans offered their blood to me last time and the response brought me to tears. Are there any nonhumans that would offer the same?

Here is why I ask: A friend brought up the idea that I do not have to outlive everyone, that my 'immortality' could go away, for the lack of better words. Another seems to think this may end my life, but brought up a loop hole when I told him of the way I know of to remove my vampirism, to stave off of human blood. And I hope my self-loathing will be enough to open a door close to the time before I killed my Master so that I might do it again.

The reason I need to feed, and can't just go without blood all together, is I will lose selfcontrol. I will be come a ravenous beast, and that is not something I ever want to be, let alone on a floating island.

For those of you that are finding out about my vampirism this way, I am sorry. I did intend to be more delicate with it but opportunity did not present itself.

I am tired of being repulsive. I'm tired of outliving everyone I love, but I am not ready for an unnatural death.

May. 7th, 2020


Greetings to whomever finds this note,

I have been informed that we are on a space station. I, much like Jacob Frye, have only arrived here recently. We have been here long enough to settle down at least, and thanks to Sophia, have been given a great deal of information about our new home.

I do however have an inquiry I wish to share. From what I have observed, this space station is like an island, floating in a sea of stars. There are worlds out there beyond those stars and there are means to travel to them in the form of space ships. I wish to learn how to sail one of these ships. Might there be someone willing to teach me? I would ask you to name your price, of course.


Captain Edward Kenway.

May. 4th, 2020


It has been suggested that if one types words into this box everyone else with a device may have the ability to read and reply. Is this correct? Please forgive me if this is a blatantly obvious question, all of this wonderful future technology is very new to me.