Ladies and Gentlemen, can I have your attention?
Do I have it? Good, good.
I figure we're due for another grand party, wouldn't you say? We've had a lot of pretty damn good things happen lately. (Sure some shitty things too, but I'm trying here okay?) People have woke up from long ass naps, people have returned to the family, the ghosts are gone (still don't know how the hell that happened but hey), couples are always good fun, and babies are about to be born. It's the Steves birthday! And for my fellow Americans, it's the celebration of our Independence.
So what I propose is you all bring your asses down to the big park on wheel three, and I'll cook up some steaks, hamburgers, and homemade hot dogs. Yes I've got the meat handled. Sides and desserts too. I know people, or people know me. Don't ask, I have my ways.
Everything is taken care of, so all you have to bring is yourselves and maybe a blanket or chairs, and of course those kids. Furry or not so furry. Get there around noonish and after. It'll be by the water because what's the 4th of July without swimming?
So Wednesday, July fourth, starts at Noon, ends when all the food is gone or whenever you guys want to call it a day.