November 2021




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Nov. 14th, 2021


Hello, I'm Prudence, the tiefling warlock, and I don't really see the point in all this but I have to ask, has nobody on this floating space thing ever seen a tiefling before? Yes, they're real horns. No, I don't shoot lightning bolts out of my eyeballs, although I wish I did.

My patron probably brought me here on purpose. That, or when I opened a portal to darkest eldritch space to destroy my enemies, someone pushed me into it, but come on, how likely is that? So my real question is whether any of you have seen any followers of Cthulhu around these parts? Maybe some shady cultists? Fishmen?

Sep. 5th, 2021


So, I guess this is a thing, right?

Hi everyone. Peter Parker here, and since a trusted friend told me secret identities aren't a thing, I should let you know I am your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

Uh... I can't wait to meet all of you!

Jul. 19th, 2021


update: wings work now

do not like that

Jun. 6th, 2021


Why didn't anybody tell me wings are so fucking annoying? I keep knocking shit over.


Now that all the doors are shut and my brain is less I'm going to go back to normal operation at the cafe. Open at 6, close whenever I run out of most of the food for the day, usually around 4 or so: breakfast or lunch, pastries, milkshakes and ice cream, espresso drinks, and coffees. Help yourself to drip coffee or ice cream any other time.

I've restocked on meats so sandwiches will go back to 'normal' earth-based meats and stuff for the most part, still have a few things from the local planets if you like them. Also going to start doing some pack-ups, premade lunch boxes ready to go if you'll be somewhere else.

Bread, bagels, breakfast pastries, cookies, etc. all still available and open to requests for anything else.

If anyone wants a job, I can show you how to work the espresso machines or do some baking.

May. 18th, 2021


Why is Dean Less Blue again?

Dean went through a lot to be become Blue again!! WHY IS DEAN LESS BLUE AGAIN!?!! Dean doesn't understand!!

Dean doesn't want to be Less Blue again..!(There is sadness in this last sentence.)

Mar. 18th, 2021


Fantastic. Another station full of mon'keigh.

Hello? Is this working?

Feb. 9th, 2021


Alright. I've decided.

Party time!

Friday night, at [fancy hotel in Wheel 1]. We're taking over the lobby. Come dressed like it's a wedding but like, a fun wedding. No one needs to worry about food or anything, we're gonna get it catered from through the door, but I am taking requests.

Everyone is invited.

I also need a favor.

Jan. 27th, 2021


Well, fuck, back again.

Not cool station, I was in the middle of working.

Anyone else from my time?

Jan. 10th, 2021


Right. Think I've had enough rest for a lifetime.

So, what's been going on around here? What have I missed? How is everyone doing?

Dec. 1st, 2020


backdated to Higgs's death

bye bitch

Sep. 18th, 2020



are all of you okay?

[Richie has been magically-assisted sleeping for a while and has just woken up]

Aug. 7th, 2020


so, what'd we miss this time?

Jul. 7th, 2020


Station Network

This is Kat. I'm doing okay. Everyone else seems to be doing okay too. It's just puzzles so far. Nothing hostile I think. You don't need to be worried about the people trapped.

Is everyone here doing okay?

[OOC: I know people have a lot to catch up on so please feel free to reply to this later and after conversations in others (like Jacob's) have progressed. :-) Kat and Blank are just good at solving puzzles so they are already out. I'm just posting this to keep the timeline congruent.]

Jul. 6th, 2020


Station Network

Discovered a new rule to live by: Never trust anything that doesn't die when you shoot it in the head.

If anyone could enlighten me as to just what in blazes happened I would appreciate it. One minute I am here in my flat, the next I'm in a crypt with an undead man who unbelievably has an ego double the size of my own. We're subjected to puzzles and upon completing them I allow him to talk me into going through a portal. Thankfully the portal led me back here, otherwise, I would be very cross. Though without some sort of explanation, I might decide to be cross anyway.

Jul. 4th, 2020


Station Network, posted this morning

Laura lu tsengpe?

Edit: Where the fuck is Laura? Her name's on the phone, but it's gray like how Tommy's was before he arrived here, and I can't call her.

Apr. 7th, 2020


Is it wrong for me to complain that my boyfriend is under four feet tall? It absolutely feels wrong to call him my boyfriend with him like that.

Mar. 19th, 2020


What the shit, again?

Mar. 12th, 2020


Greetings to whomever finds this message. I am Knight Artorias, and it would seem, like most of you, I have been brought here for some reason that I am not aware of. Perhaps brought here by some guiding hand? I suppose it matters not. I have come here with my faithful companion, Sif. Please do not be alarmed if you find her. She is a very protective wolf.

This is such a strange and marvellous device. I am still learning how to use it, and there is much to learn about this place. Might I ask if there is a blacksmiths where I might be able to have my armour and sword repaired?

Mar. 9th, 2020


Who do you hear through the door? Are they anonymous voices or people you knew?

I hear people that I have wronged, people I have hurt, people who have hurt me greatly. And yet, a lot of them are not dead. One of them could not be in this Hell, since they are one with the Force. A few of them would never speak to anyone in such a manner, never mind to myself.

And so I think perhaps that the voices are not who they seem to be. They are not the people we know. The voices would seem to be tricking us. I think ignoring them will not cause harm to the people we think they are.

I may be speaking out of turn. I may have misunderstood this Hell completely, and if so, then I apologise. Please, let me know so I can correct my assumptions. But hopefully, this may help some people to feel better about the door.

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