This is
Sgt Jake Sully. I'm told most everyone here knows me but I'm afraid I don't really know anyone at the moment. As far as I'm aware, I've been here for two
very fucking weird days. And I've also been told that I didn't really react very well when I first showed up and used your radio frequency. So I'm sorry for that. But this place is weird, and I still don't really get what's going on. The other version of me
what the fuck have I just written says there's a bar here. Is it easy to get to right now?
I ain't getting drunk in a house with kids in it