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This is bitchin'...

What the fuck is this shit!

So, Bill told me that some of my stuff would show up, but I'm pretty sure all of this is from when I was like 12 or some shit. What the fuck am I supposed to do with all of this?

Dingus, where'd you go? Where'd I go?
Hello? Is anyone hearing this?
Dustin? Did it work? Did we close it?

There are some real cool laser tag guns and vests on this station. It's time we had an epic battle. I think it'd be cool in one of the parks at night. Who's in? Jakes?

What the hell do people do for fun here? Because let me tell you, watching Hopper slob about in his sweatpants all day sure as hell ain't one of those things.

A few minutes before this post, anyone with telepathy would receive an mental image of a calender's pages flipping backwards

2019 again? The station's up to its old tricks. Granddad, I think you're the right age for this time.

It's summer and summer means camping because I said so, so I'm teaming up with Bucky, Mary Ellen, Stevie, Bruce, Neville, Dan and anyone else who might want to help out to throw an overnight camp-out in the big park on wheel 3 on Saturday night. If parents want a break at home or a chance to explore Atlanta, feel free to drop your kids off after dinner and we'll watch them for the night or if families want to camp together you can come with them. Or if you don't have kids and want to camp out you can come too. All are welcome.

We'll have some games and a campfire with snacks and a magic tent for everyone to sleep in (you can thank Neville if you see him) or you can bring your own smaller tent if you're a family or are 12 or over and your guardians are okay with you staying on your own. There is a store at [location] in Atlanta that has all sorts or you could probably find something in the mall. Then we'll have some breakfast in the morning and everyone can come back to pick up the kidlets around 10 on Sunday morning.

If anyone wants to help out we can always use more hands, or if you have specific requests for games or food just let me know and we'll make it happen. See everyone on Saturday!

Hi, I'm Steve.

This radio phone computer is weird. Why is it so small? Actually, don't answer that.

I read the thing about the door to Atlanta in 2019. That is some crazy shit right there, just saying.

I don't know what else to say on this thing, so bye, I guess?