Jurassic City - Network

Seriously? I'm not sure whether this is a step up, a step down, or just a lateral move.

So. Sound off? Malia? Stiles? That weird little overly concerned high school teacher whose name I never managed to remember? Or you know, anyone else.

So I'm coming to terms with the fact that my mind was manipulated. And also with the fact that the situation was such that my friends would have expected betrayal over mind control. Perils of deep cover operations. But I can also acknowledge the manipulation doesn't excuse my actions. My loyalties were altered, but the choices I made in the service of those loyalties were mine. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm sorry for the shit I did, especially trying to murder powered heroes and actually murdering some of them. And for definitely killing your girlfriend, Phil. And for being a dick, well more of one than I usually am, here.

Except the part where I was a dick to other me. He can choke. Also I genuinely think his girlfriend is awful.

jess.

I know you have no reason to like me or help me. But you seem to have your shit together the most out of Phil's family. So...help? I think I've caught feelings.

This is rude.

I'm offended.

It's an entirely unfair and unnecessary commentary on my life choices.

phil.

Satan.

Actual Satan.

That is just rude.

Of all the times to lose your ability to fly, when you're flying is the worst.

Is this what normal people feel like all the time? I am so sore and hospitals suck.

I suppose I should find a job. I was a gym teacher in Storybrooke. I wonder if the school here needs the position filled. I'd like to do the border patrol but I don't think the hours would work for breastfeeding.

[PRIVATE TO PHIL]
Are you alright with Ward being here? I can fly him out into the jungle and leave him there if you'd like.

Now that all of that is over, we can focus on more important things. Like the fact that my daughter's first Christmas is going to be in a dinosaur infested land that is hotter than hell. She was supposed to get a fairytale Christmas.

Someone needs to help me acquire a good sized tree. A pine tree. And presents.

I remember this from Storybrooke. Luckily for me, all my scandalous secrets are out to those I love. However, in the spirit of full disclosure in case it comes out later on...

My name is Jessica Drew-Barton. I'm a former Hydra agent. I didn't choose that life and I left as soon as I was able. You have something to say to me about it go ahead and say it. Do remember that I may be tinier than you but I am tougher.

So, I found out Bucky has a Tumblr.

And that Tumblr is made entirely of what, at first glance, look like shitposts. But they're very genuine. And it's the greatest thing ever.

Okay, not entirely not!shitposts. There are also 900 pictures of our dog.

He has a link to a poll he made about what her Halloween costume should be.

Also a series of pictures of the 4,000 POP figures of me he put around the apartment.

And pictures of various random animals he's seen and befriended.

My boyfriend best friend is such a nerd. (ooc: correction is an edit after the fact.)

edit: filtered to jemma, bobbi, felicity.

Oh god.

I accidentally called Bucky my boyfriend.

There's nothing else to be done. I have to kill myself. That's all there is to it.

edit: filtered to lance.

I need all the alcohol.

edit: filtered to mack.

I miss your stupid face.

We don't hang out enough.

Clint? Francis? Phil?

What the fuck just happened? Where is my husband and children? I'm being very calm but that could change.

( CIVIL WAR 2 SPOILERS )

Grant. I know you enjoy mind games, but I'm really not in the mood right now. Okay? Also, is you knocking me out and taking me to what I can only assume is a secret HYDRA complex in the Savage Land supposed to throw me off?

I don't think I'll ever feel like one of the good guys.

So. If anyone happens to end up needing something fixed, I just took over the local repair shop. And if anyone's got any special needs or requests, I build, too.

Of all the jobs I've had, border patrol is easily the second most entertaining. Second only because I liked being the boss and having an office.

Shield and being an Avenger weren't bad but dinosaur wrangling is kinda fun. It goes without saying that they all beat hydra.

Open letter to Dinosaur City:

Please stop sending the weird alternate universe Avengers who have known each other about two weeks and are awkward and sad. Please send actual Avengers. Yes, my sidekick and her band of teenage vigilantes are here. Yes, my smoking hot girlfriend is here. Yes, Luke and every white Hero For Hire is here. Yes, Deadpool is here. He's going to say something now. Speak his name and he appears or something And, most importantly, yes, twelve year old Bucky Barnes is here. But we really need actual Cap and Stark. Not the weird bargain bin versions. Note - I'm not calling their Widow bargain bin. I know better. Still, our Nat would be nice.

Thanks.

PS - Don't send our Hank. The old guy is fine.
PPS - DO NOT SEND RICHARDS. NOBODY WANTS HIM. SUE DOESN'T EVEN WANT HIM.
PPPS - Special request for Peter Parker.

I'm bored.

Anyone a flyer? Or want to go a few rounds?

{CLINT}
Hi

You're not mad I took your protege out to kill a T-Rex right?

I think I have a beat on the T-Rex.

Anyone want to help me play a little cat and mouse with her?

Look, I don't want to say I told you so.

But I fucking told someone so.

Because something tall and toothy lumbered by my window and there's been a lot of screaming. So safe border my ass.

For those of you who don't know me, my name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Chief of Police here in Jurassic City.

As most of you've might've noticed, last night we had an earthquake. So far, no one seems to be reporting in any massive damage to any buildings, or any injuries or fatalities, but unfortunately, the barrier did fall down as a result of said earthquake.

Now, thanks to Mayor Dearing alerting me with enough time, I was able to magically repair it, like I did three months ago the first time we had a similar incident. While I was able to fix it, some of the dinosaurs did get in, and you might've noticed them roaming the streets this morning.

Luckily, since the barrier is up, none of them can get in, but the problem is trying to get them out, as last time, they all left before the barrier was back up and running again.

If you're going to venture outside, I'd advise taking extreme caution, and only leaving if you absolutely have to. While some of the non meat eating ones did get it, there's quite a few carnivores, and they will not hesitate to take anyone who they think would be a decent meal down. So please, take this seriously, as I strongly advise against getting eaten.

Currently, we are attempting to work on a solution to get the dinosaurs out of the city in as quickly and effectively as possible. Any feedback or input to help us make this happen as soon as possible would be appreciated.

If I ever make it home and I remember this place, few things are going to top flying in dinosaur land.

Still haven't punched a dinosaur yet.