Jurassic City - Network

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms here and back home. I miss mine a lot

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I think I'm going to ask out a woman. It's been a while. Please be prepared for my inevitable need for alcohol and ice cream.

Rocket is definitely going to kick my ass.

Still, this place looks interesting enough. The dinosaurs are a nice touch.

What planet is this?

Shit.

What.

Jemma? Jemma, where are you? Are you okay?

This is so fucked.

I could really use some medical.

Anyone know what the policy about keeping dinosaurs as pets is? I'm asking for a friend.

Why do people hate themselves? Not me people or people who've committed atrocities against humanity, but just people in general. Because there's whole stores full of chocolate and they made little hate marshmallows shaped like baby chickens and trick people into eating them instead. The dog wouldn't even eat them, and she wants to eat the chocolate. The internet is really sure that will kill her and she'd still rather have that. They can make candy booze and enough chocolate to drown in, and they put lie birds on sale instead.

I got one of the big dinosaurs with the spike tails to eat one. It's probably going to try to kill me now.

Right.

So there's a little man I woke up with, and we've both got rings like we're married. He says it's happening to everyone and the ring doesn't come off, even when you grease it up with like a ton of mayonnaise and try to pull hard.

Anyway, someone said you're supposed to share all your stuff, so I'm getting stuff out of the bag, but there's only one jug. Should I break it and give him half?

And is this is a magic thing, and if it is, did anyone ask Gilmore or Allura? Because that's what we always have to do when it's magic, and if you already did it then I don't have to go listen to it. I thought it was just a thing that happened, but then he said magic. Or maybe he just meant being married.

Barry, I'm just curious. Are you taking my name or am I taking yours? Antoine Allen is a bit strange.

[PRIVATE TO DAISY, JEMMA, BOBBI, MACK AND HUNTER]
So, how are your marriages?

Hey, Billy. They stuck me with a guy who's two heads taller than I am. It's pretty impressive.

Every so often I think about what Ethan is probably doing back home.

And I thank god for insane dinosaur worlds.

This is probably still way less ridiculous than the trouble he'd be getting me into.

I want to talk to her but I'm not sure it's a good idea to just say hello after the place she's just come from. Would one of you please tell her I'm here and I'm alive? I don't want to make this worse for her.

This isn't where I'm meant to be. This doesn't make any sense. I don't understand how I got here. This isn't right.

So, I doubt my post will get as many comments as the last one but I have some photos to share. Being a dead former secret agent, I never really had an instagram. I'm embracing what it would have been.

( here they are )

Now that I've almost got my head back on straight...

I'm sorry I was such a mess when I got back. A lot had happened and it was a lot of not good.

James, we should do something. I'm tired of moping. Wanna go see a movie that's not about Tony Stark's shitty life choices? Or rob a bank? Or get some burgers? I'm joking about robbing a bank. I wouldn't do that.

Hey, Mack. How's that boyfriend of yours doing?

If we're getting people from space why don't we get their spaceships?

I'd rather have the spaceships.

We can trade toothy lizards for spaceships.

Who is good with tools, isn't Stark, and doesn't mind a chance of being punched through the face?

I've never been happier to be here. I'll take dinosaurs and comfortable routine over head wounds and SHIELD vs HYDRA any day.

When I get my hands on Howard Stark, I am going to be very cross. That man is the most infuriating genius I have ever met.

I don't even want to know how he managed this mess.

Time travel, Captain Kirk, and dinosaurs. This is a strange day, even in the company I keep.

From what I've read - nobody knows what's going on, or how to get home. Fictional people show up. But there's definitely a bar? Does that about cover it, or did I miss some details?

Ethan Hunt, what the hell did you do?

No. Just no.

Oh my god. I don't want to be honest about my feelings. I hate everything about this. I just want to keep posting things about ridiculous Captain America hats.

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You know what? I'm done. I'm just done. I am sick of all this crap.

So here's the hat I found today:



It is way more important than any stupid drama my life has, because when you squeeze the little puff balls the arms flail.

This hat is currently on Buckyjames's head. I'd take a picture but he's laughing too hard.

You can all go screw yourselves.