Jurassic City - Network

If one more person confesses their innermost secrets to me because they're compelled to not lie, I'm knocking them unconscious. I am not a therapist, I am just the bartender's girlfriend. That's why I'm sitting there. Go talk to whoever it is you are working yourself into knots over.

Snow White is an absurd story. But I like the shape of the bell skirt and didn't hate it as much as I pretended to make Sara convince me to wear it.

right then how do i There we go As charming as this undoubtably is, I am afraid this comes at an inconvenient time. How does one go about returning to the place they came from?

Dinosaurs. Freaking dinosaurs.

Still, better than being dead.

Sara? They told me that you were here.

( A post with pics, minus the dicks )

I'm less angry and sad and murderous, so I think it's time for another installment of Sara doesn't have an instagram and just posts pictures here.

( cut for pics )

Which brings me to a very important question. Who do we think is bigger? Mick or Ray? Because I have heard stories, Ray. So many stories. From Felicity and Kendra. Apparently you are hung. But Mick has got to be proportional, don't you think? I mean, look at him. So who do we think it is? This is majorly important. Rip, weigh in on this. You had all of our scans on file. Who is it?

Now that I've almost got my head back on straight...

I'm sorry I was such a mess when I got back. A lot had happened and it was a lot of not good.

James, we should do something. I'm tired of moping. Wanna go see a movie that's not about Tony Stark's shitty life choices? Or rob a bank? Or get some burgers? I'm joking about robbing a bank. I wouldn't do that.

Hey, Mack. How's that boyfriend of yours doing?

( legends of tomorrow spoilers )

Whatever foolish hope it was that led to my abduction to this place, it is doomed to disappointment. You will gain nothing from me, and there are worse monsters than those outside the walls.

Someone has to claim responsibility. Make yourselves known.

((Comments from Sara were deleted on this thread and then done again because canon immediately made us wrong. Thanks canon.))