I'm an elected official with a family and whatever this is, I don't have time for it. If it's a nervous breakdown or some kind of psychological experiment, I especially don't have time for it.
And if it's an actual visit to a place filled with rampaging dinosaurs, then my life has reached a level of ridiculousness that should never be achieved by anyone.
This is unacceptable in so many ways. Who's in charge here?