Some kid told me that today was Batman Day. So, apparently Bruce gets his own little day devoted to him because of course he fucking does. Because it's always about Bruce. Or Clark. But mostly Bruce, because you know what, if it was Superman Day, Clark would just smile, say the attention was nice, but that he didn't really need it, and people should devote their time to helping others. Bruce, however, is an asshole, and yeah, while he's my friend, if he was here, he'd gloat the entire damn day.
But he's not here, so I'm going to be selfish and act like a twelve year old and decide that today is Green Arrow Day instead. So yeah. Happy Green Arrow Day. I'm going to make a ton of chili, which is awesome, because I'm making it, and beers for everyone.
Or it could also be some other superhero's day. Yeah, that's also cool. Happy Anybody But Batman Day, everyone.