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clint barton ➶ hawkeye ([info]goshilovearrows) wrote in [info]jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-09-24 17:21:00

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Entry tags:bucky barnes / winter soldier (616), clint barton / hawkeye (616), jessica drew / spider-woman, jessica jones / power woman (616), kamala khan / ms. marvel, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), tony stark / iron man (mcu), wade wilson / deadpool

Open letter to Dinosaur City:

Please stop sending the weird alternate universe Avengers who have known each other about two weeks and are awkward and sad. Please send actual Avengers. Yes, my sidekick and her band of teenage vigilantes are here. Yes, my smoking hot girlfriend is here. Yes, Luke and every white Hero For Hire is here. Yes, Deadpool is here. He's going to say something now. Speak his name and he appears or something And, most importantly, yes, twelve year old Bucky Barnes is here. But we really need actual Cap and Stark. Not the weird bargain bin versions. Note - I'm not calling their Widow bargain bin. I know better. Still, our Nat would be nice.

Thanks.

PS - Don't send our Hank. The old guy is fine.
PPS - DO NOT SEND RICHARDS. NOBODY WANTS HIM. SUE DOESN'T EVEN WANT HIM.
PPPS - Special request for Peter Parker.


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[info]somuchred
2015-09-24 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Smart boy.

And we've known each other for more than two weeks.

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[info]goshilovearrows
2015-09-24 09:36 pm UTC (link)
And yet you don't argue the awkward and sad part.

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[info]somuchred
2015-09-24 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Well, I'm not awkward or sad but the boys can be.

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[info]goshilovearrows
2015-10-02 07:03 pm UTC (link)
I've noticed. I've definitely noticed.

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[info]surlyspider
2015-09-24 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Your hot girlfriend?

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[info]goshilovearrows
2015-09-24 09:43 pm UTC (link)
Hot not-quite-ex-girlfriend?

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[info]surlyspider
2015-09-24 09:46 pm UTC (link)
I was just seeing if you would flail.

Hot girlfriend is fine.

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[info]goshilovearrows
2015-10-02 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Minimal flailing occurred.

Awesome. Want to get some pizza and make out?

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[info]secretdooryay
2015-09-24 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Having caught up on the alternate version situation, I only object to the bargain bin description.

Please tell me your Stark isn't a bargain shopper of some kind. It's bad for the brand.

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[info]goshilovearrows
2015-10-02 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Nothing wrong with bargain bins.

Stark definitely isn't a bargain shopper. An asshole, sure. But not a bargain shopper.

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[info]secretdooryay
2015-10-04 05:53 pm UTC (link)
In theory. In practice it would lead to widespread panic about the state of stock if I shopped in clearance.

Asshole is also part of the brand.

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[info]kidcommando
2015-09-25 12:23 am UTC (link)
I'm not twelve.

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[info]goshilovearrows
2015-10-02 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Sorry. My bad.

Thirteen.

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[info]kidcommando
2015-10-08 04:09 pm UTC (link)
I'm not thirteen

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[info]deadcoolio
2015-09-25 05:24 pm UTC (link)
You rang? The real comedian has arrived. Or, has always been here.

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[info]goshilovearrows
2015-10-02 07:05 pm UTC (link)
You've been quiet lately. What are you even getting up to here?

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[info]powerwoman
2015-09-28 06:41 am UTC (link)
I would like to put in a request for Doreen.

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[info]goshilovearrows
2015-10-02 07:06 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure you can find another babysitter, Jess. Get Bucky to do it. He's thirteen. He needs pocket change.

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[info]embiggening
2015-10-02 02:44 am UTC (link)
Whoa, you have Avengers in your universe too? Just how many universes are there out there?

This is way too cool and way too weird.

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[info]goshilovearrows
2015-10-02 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Pretty sure my reality is your reality, kid.

You're that Ms. Marvel kid, right?

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[info]embiggening
2015-10-05 04:17 am UTC (link)
Whoa really?

Yes? I mean, no? How did you know? You've got the wrong girl, ha ha.

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