Jurassic City - Network

Oh, this is so not good. So. Not. Good.

But I didn't do it. I actually didn't do it...


Buffy? Willow? Xander? Please tell me you're here.

Anyone need a job?

I need a bouncer, a bartender or two, maybe a waitress at Pour Judgement. I've broken up so many fights on my own, I've stopped enjoying it.

Dinosaurs, huh?

Alright.

Roman, they said you were here.

Anyone have a cigarette?

For fuck sake.

It's not that I don't understand that this situation is out of anyone's control, and I absolutely respect that.

But I really don't have time for this shit.

Well, this certainly wasn't on my list of things to do today.

Granted, I've seen some pretty weird crap. This maybe breaks into the top ten. Maybe. I'm still weighing somethings before I finalize the list.

Anyway, I might as well introduce myself, since I'm apparently going to be stuck here for awhile. I'm Buffy Summers.

Well I guess if my plans had to get pushed off for a bit, dinosaurs are a good reason?