OH. MY. GOSH!
This is -- this is incredible!
I'm here! I'm here! I have FINGERS. I have HANDS! This place is sooooooo pretty. It's not really like Equestria, but close enough. I was given money, and told what to do. I should probably tell you who I am. I'm Pinkie Pie! Hiya, everypony! I'm the pink haired pony -- uh, well, I don't seem to be a pony anymore. I have HANDS and my tail is gone -- I guess I'm the pink haired girl now! Neat. Where I come from, I'm known as a party planner, and hey! I throw new ponies parties ALL the time. Since, I'm the new one here, I think it calls for a party! Has anybody seen my party cannon? I think I might have dropped it on my way here. Also, if you come across a toothless alligator, that's Gummy. Please don't hurt him, he's really friendly and won't bite - he can't! He's toothless.
Speaking of losing things, I don't remember how I got here, this actually might be a dream. Has anypony seen Princess Luna around? She would definitely know what to do if this is a dream. I mean, it has to be a dream, right? I haven't tried to fly, yet -- Oh! I should do that.
Nope. Can't fly. In my dreams, I can fly. Or jump really high, and there's always ice cream. Where's the ice cream? Or at least any churros?
Oh! If anybody comes across some of my friends, please let me know? Twilight Sparkle, Dashy, AJ, Rarity, Fluttershy, or even Spike (he's a dragon, but a baby dragon, he's nice). I'll put up lost signs later! For now, party planning and baking. Who wants to help?