Jurassic City - Network

I made a WHOLE batch of strawberry-cinnamon-cilatro cupcakes!! Would anypony like to try one? They are free, because it's a new recipe that I just thought up.

Also, I made too many churros - I have lots of churros. Come get some churros, too! I'll make yummy frosting to dip them in.

Anypony? Or erm, anyperson? Can we feed them to the dinosaurs?! I know Gummy likes my baking, and he's practically a dinosaur, so maybe they would like some sweets.

I'm really lonely.

♪ MY NAME IS PINKIE PIE AND I AM HERE TO SAY I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SMILE AND I WILL BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY! ♫

It's really hard to type in song, but just hum a song when you read that sentence, okie dokie lokie?

This place is soooooo quiet. And kinda boring. I am going to throw this place the best party Jurassic City has EVER seen. Has this place seen a lot of parties? Well, it doesn't matter, they haven't seen a Pinkie Pie party, yet! Those are the best sort of parties. I'm thinking of having it at Hot Cross Buns, because I can't think of anywhere better to throw a party than in a bakery! Back in Ponyville, the Sugarcube Corner would ALWAYS have parties, and they were loads of fun. I can do that here, I think.

Who wants to help? Wanda? Teddy?

Also, there are so many more people here than I have met, yet -- and I like to know everyone that is here. I think we should go around and say who we are and where we're from and your favorite color! That could be fun, right?

Okay so ... that's over? Good.

I don't like to lie but having to say everything kind of sucks.

I mostly just stayed in with Billy and he knows everything anyway and there was no one to make faces when we got sappy or morose ... it was mostly the sap though? No one would be that surprised probably.

We should do a game or something. 2 truths and a lie? Stupid truths only, since we all said all the heavy stuff we wish we hadn't.

This past week has been a nightmare. I let my anger get the best of me and even though I stand by the things I said, they should've been said with more...class.

This place, I thought it to be some kind of haven but it turns out that it's just as dangerous as my world. At least I knew what I was up against back home. Here's just too unpredictable.

Whoever invented the eighth grade is a masochist. Can I please go home now -

My hair is hot pink, I have bright blue skin, and I have silver wings and six extra arms.

Oh lying, I missed you.

OH. MY. GOSH!

This is -- this is incredible!

I'm here! I'm here! I have FINGERS. I have HANDS! This place is sooooooo pretty. It's not really like Equestria, but close enough. I was given money, and told what to do. I should probably tell you who I am. I'm Pinkie Pie! Hiya, everypony! I'm the pink haired pony -- uh, well, I don't seem to be a pony anymore. I have HANDS and my tail is gone -- I guess I'm the pink haired girl now! Neat. Where I come from, I'm known as a party planner, and hey! I throw new ponies parties ALL the time. Since, I'm the new one here, I think it calls for a party! Has anybody seen my party cannon? I think I might have dropped it on my way here. Also, if you come across a toothless alligator, that's Gummy. Please don't hurt him, he's really friendly and won't bite - he can't! He's toothless.

Speaking of losing things, I don't remember how I got here, this actually might be a dream. Has anypony seen Princess Luna around? She would definitely know what to do if this is a dream. I mean, it has to be a dream, right? I haven't tried to fly, yet -- Oh! I should do that.

Nope. Can't fly. In my dreams, I can fly. Or jump really high, and there's always ice cream. Where's the ice cream? Or at least any churros?

I'm hungry.

Oh! If anybody comes across some of my friends, please let me know? Twilight Sparkle, Dashy, AJ, Rarity, Fluttershy, or even Spike (he's a dragon, but a baby dragon, he's nice). I'll put up lost signs later! For now, party planning and baking. Who wants to help?