Jurassic City - Network

Why do people hate themselves? Not me people or people who've committed atrocities against humanity, but just people in general. Because there's whole stores full of chocolate and they made little hate marshmallows shaped like baby chickens and trick people into eating them instead. The dog wouldn't even eat them, and she wants to eat the chocolate. The internet is really sure that will kill her and she'd still rather have that. They can make candy booze and enough chocolate to drown in, and they put lie birds on sale instead.

I got one of the big dinosaurs with the spike tails to eat one. It's probably going to try to kill me now.

Every so often I think about what Ethan is probably doing back home.

And I thank god for insane dinosaur worlds.

This is probably still way less ridiculous than the trouble he'd be getting me into.

Now that I've almost got my head back on straight...

I'm sorry I was such a mess when I got back. A lot had happened and it was a lot of not good.

James, we should do something. I'm tired of moping. Wanna go see a movie that's not about Tony Stark's shitty life choices? Or rob a bank? Or get some burgers? I'm joking about robbing a bank. I wouldn't do that.

Hey, Mack. How's that boyfriend of yours doing?

Ethan Hunt, what the hell did you do?

No. Just no.