Jurassic City - Network

Who the fuck am I punching?

So. I don't think I'll ever miss going toe-to-toe with robots, even if I feel like this could be a lot worse than it actually is at the moment. How's everyone doing with Married life in the Crustaceous? Has anyone started wrtiing a sit-com yet?

Young Avengers and respective husbands and wives, previous partners of people too.

All right gang. How's about a big group date and doing something to help make this way less awkward? Or way more, depending on how you want to look at it. I'm thinking all the pizza and drinks we can handle. Maybe a group field trip outside the fences for some thrilling adventures? We can call it team building exercises, you know, get the band back together and hang out with all the new members.

For those of you who had people in your lives before all this mess, I think we should invite them along too. That might make the group a little big but, since we're pretty much stuck with the buddy system, I think we should be okay? What do you guys think?

I have the baby, because someone clearly has poor judgment. So Jess, Phil, you don't have to worry. Or you do. Who thought this was a good idea?

Who has Lucky?

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So. Not your fault breakfast wasn't a thing I wanted. It never is after -- whatever the Fing-Fang-Shenanigans we might have gotten up to. Which. Look. This is a thing that happens and that I do sometimes. So how about we not make it any weirder than gold bands and feeling sick to my stomach when trying not to eat with you -- which totally isn't personal or whatever. I'm sure you were fine. Obviously enough for me to put a ring on itThis is just a notoriously bad idea.


Clint.

Never. Drinking. Again.

How drunk was I last night?

Okay, after a couple of weeks of this, I can say that I really didn't remember how much a stubbed toe hurts, and that I stub my toes a lot, and notice it a lot more when my toe feels it instead of the table. I've gone through a lot of coffee tables.

I'm ready to fly again now, if anyone can get on that.

So people are losing powers huh? We're calling Shenanigans on that mess. In the meantime, I'm gonna take up keeping things safe. Time to Hawkeye Up.

[Clint]
You keep your butt outta' trouble, you hear? Without the high powered wife, I don't want you getting in trouble. Don't worry, I'll make the name look just as awesome as ever.


(OOC: This should have been here from the beginning but I am a space cadet))
[Young Avengers]
Speaking of shenanigans. Team check in. How's everybody? Aside from probably bored due to the slowness.

Of all the times to lose your ability to fly, when you're flying is the worst.

Is this what normal people feel like all the time? I am so sore and hospitals suck.

Some idiot just suggested I give up drinking for the new year. Obviously they forgot who they were talking to. I can stop anytime. Why would I though?

Bob, we got a cat. Well, the bar did. I found her in the alley.

( She needs a name )

I get the feeling I am late to the party and, seeing as this party has dinosaurs, I promise none of you are the only ones sad about it.

However, I'm here now.

Merry Christmas, who's missed me?

I miss Sara.

I need a new bartender and bouncer. You won't be as awesome as she was but still I can't break up my own fights.

I'm not sure what's going on, but I am sure that dinosaurs are always a terrible idea. I know because pop culture has taught me this.

I already ruled this out as hallucination, mind control dream, or some form of hysteria, so now I'm just leaning toward insane, but officially not my brand of insane, and therefor not my fault.

So, who's running this joint? Please tell me it's not a T-Rex. Or actually, tell me it was, it'd make my day better.

With the dinosaurs gone, what do people say to us having a celebration? I would be happy to organise it.

It seems as if the dinosaurs, at least the dangerous ones, have all been dealt with. While this situation was most definitely a problem, the damage to the city was minimal and it seems like everyone is safe.

We are, however, working on ways to prevent a repeat of this situation. We'll be setting up border patrols to keep an eye on things and deal with any dinosaurs who get to close to the city. We'll also be putting together some ways to reinforce the barrier that keeps the dinosaurs out, so that we can all feel more secure.

If anyone needs anything or has any questions, please do let me know.

I think I have a beat on the T-Rex.

Anyone want to help me play a little cat and mouse with her?

This is so friggin awesome.

Just so we're all clear...I didn't do it.