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Tweak says, "Stay Off The Old Grey Mare "

granт ward (comeuppance) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-02-16 00:31:00

Entry tags:

grant ward (616), grant ward (mcu), jessica drew / spider-woman, kara palamas, lucifer, phil coulson (616)

This is rude.

I'm offended.

It's an entirely unfair and unnecessary commentary on my life choices.

phil.

Satan.

Actual Satan.

That is just rude.

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	survives 2017-02-16 05:35 am UTC (link)
	I would be willing to bet it's an entirely fair assessment of your character. Whatever it is. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	comeuppance 2017-02-16 05:45 am UTC (link)
	The actual devil. How are you and your girlfriend handling this? Have you broken the blinds in a panic yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2017-02-16 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Okay. That might be going a touch too far. I doubt you're anywhere near true demonic. It's more irritating for me than anything. I'm not sure how Kara is handling it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comeuppance 2017-02-16 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Exactly. Thank you. Oh, I see. Enjoying the break, are you? I don't blame you. I'm not really the relationship type. I don't know how you handle it. Especially with someone so boring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2017-02-16 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Granted, I'm probably not the best person to have as a character reference. She's not boring. And relationships aren't a bad thing. I used to think they were, but you get quite a bit out of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ward (mcu) \| kara knowmyself 2017-02-16 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, for saying I'm not boring. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	knowmyself 2017-02-16 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Boring? You don't even know me. That's incredibly rude of you to say that about someone you've never really spoken to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebigcheese 2017-02-17 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Grant's an asshole by default. I'm sure he was just trying to get a rise out of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	comeuppance 2017-02-17 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Do you have friends? Hobbies? A personality? I must have missed it. And I've spent a lot of time reading this thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	wantedthedevil 2017-02-16 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Excuse you. I am a delight. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	comeuppance 2017-02-16 05:45 am UTC (link)
	You are a very rude and judgmental assessment of my life thusfar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wantedthedevil 2017-02-16 05:52 am UTC (link)
	I'm a kinder, gentler satan, you asshole. If I weren't, you'd already be dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comeuppance 2017-02-16 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were the warm and fuzzy devil. I take it all back then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wantedthedevil 2017-02-16 06:08 am UTC (link)
	I have made great strides in not wanting to destroy humanity. It's a point of pride. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comeuppance 2017-02-17 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Oh look, you're already better than SHIELD. I guess I could do worse than a handsome guy. Are you going to make an honest man out of me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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thebigcheese
2017-02-16 05:42 am UTC (link)

I shouldn't be laughing. I shouldn't. But I am.

[ grant ]

Just think of it like this. For once, you won't be the biggest overreacter in the room..

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comeuppance
2017-02-16 05:46 am UTC (link)

Of course you are. Dick.

phil.

I don't overreact.

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thebigcheese
2017-02-16 05:57 am UTC (link)

I'm sure there are plenty of ways it could be worse. You could have gotten stuck with your counterpart.

[ grant ]

Oh, yes. Absolutely no dramatic displays from you, Mr. Shoots Maria in the Face and Then Jumps Out a Window. Nothing dramatic like stealing and replicating dozens of Iron Man suits or deatomizing someone for not obeying you. You've never done anything like that at all.

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comeuppance
2017-02-16 06:04 am UTC (link)

He's harmless. I think he spends most of his time crying.

grant.

Oh please. I shot a LMD in the face. As if Maria would actually come to a meeting with someone she had already given up on. She wrote me off the second I was on the mission. Because that's what SHIELD does. That's what all these organizations do. They don't give a shit about anyone. Either you fall in line or they kill you. Or strap a nice bomb on you to force you to do what they want. Don't tell me you don't second guess SHIELD. You're smarter than that.

Something had to be done, Phil! Something had to change. You don't understand what Gorgon was going to do. He was going to make things better. The world is a fucking mess and he was going to fix it.

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thebigcheese
2017-02-16 06:15 am UTC (link)

At least he's in touch with his emotions instead of hiding behind 900 layers of sarcasm.

[ grant ]

All the time. All of the time. I've been there long enough to see them do things that I hated. To see ideas go through that were horrible. To see people get hurt by those ideas. To see the amount of fallout that comes from them. But at the end of the day, I know I'm surrounded by people trying to do there best, even when the organization itself fails to.

The world is always a fucking mess, Grant. It's always been a fucking mess. It's always going to be a fucking mess. Nobody can change it with one foul swoop, and certainly not the way that he was trying to get it done.

You're smart enough to know what authoritarian terror leads to.

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comeuppance
2017-02-17 04:17 am UTC (link)

I don't have emotions, Phil. I'm an awful, monstrous traitor.

phil.

I don't know why I followed Gorgon. He just made so much sense. He was right about everything.

I'm going to go flirt inappropriately with the devil.

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	venomblasts 2017-02-16 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Hah. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	comeuppance 2017-02-17 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Right. You're Phil's side piece? Or is Phil your side piece? Or is Clint the side piece? Who's the side piece? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	venomblasts 2017-02-17 04:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm no one's side piece, sweetheart. No one is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comeuppance 2017-02-17 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	That was rude. I'm sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent)