Jurassic City - Network

No longer married!

James MiddleName Rogers, your face needs to be attached to mine as soon as possible.

[Private to Hope]
Okay. So. I mean that was weird and awkward, and I'm sorry, but I figured you know it wasn't either of our ideas by now too? So maybe we can just try to set up some ways to make the best of it we can? We can hang out and watch a lot of TV until it goes away? Our kids would have so much red hair.
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[Private to Francis]
How do you even talk to someone when you're suddenly married to them? This sucks. I like Hope and she'll probably hate me now, and I'm not with you.

And you're with Teddy Altman. Who is kind of good looking and also can look like anyone.
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I know I'm in the minority because I don't have any powers anyway, but I liked the last weird thing way better than this weird thing. I mean, that didn't make me wake up somewhere I didn't go to sleep.

Well... at least there are more things to shoot?

I remember this from Storybrooke. Luckily for me, all my scandalous secrets are out to those I love. However, in the spirit of full disclosure in case it comes out later on...

My name is Jessica Drew-Barton. I'm a former Hydra agent. I didn't choose that life and I left as soon as I was able. You have something to say to me about it go ahead and say it. Do remember that I may be tinier than you but I am tougher.

Futzing heck.

Seriously? Dinosaurs?

I have an infant are they still infants at six months? and there are about 500 too many dinosaurs around for my peace of mind. Did they redecorate the Savage Lands?

I also think the trip shorted out my aids. Futz this.

Hey. So. I saw discussions of a Halloween party on here earlier, and I have to say, that's all well and good for you thirty-somethings. But I think it might be better if the younger ones here broke off and went our own way. Save ourselves from all the creepiness before it even gets started.

What do you guys say?

Oh, thank god. I prefer the dinosaurs over a SHIELD prison. I'm a little worried that I left Kobik back at the base...

Oh and since I'm here and there are new people in town, the Barrier Patrol is always looking for anyone who can handle themselves in a fight or knows their way around a gun. Yes, we run into dinosaurs on occasion.

I kind of thought if this kind of thing happened again, it'd be less strange. But nope.

Even if I wanted to be jaded about it, the dinosaurs would sort of kill the cynicism.

Who's here? Please have people I know be here.