Jurassic City - Network

Okay. I'm pretty sure (like 99.9% sure) that I'd decided my only relationship was going to be with science so this is incredibly awkward.

This is exhausting.

I forgot just how much time people waste with eating and drinking and breathing.

m.

I hate feeling weak like this.

So here's the thing.

I'm 99.99% sure I was pretty close to some spectacular makeup sex with my boyfriend. We're talking one foot in the door here.

So I'm gonna need a fast pass back home. Or some complimentary 'sorry we screwed you out of your screwing' porn.