Jurassic City - Network

Skyedaisy, you can stop putting the mask back on the dog now. Glad you liked it, but she keeps trying to pull it off and eat it.

Happy birthday Steve. Steves, I guess? Unless that's different in between worlds.

A small child just came up to me and asked me if I was HYDRA.

It's days like this, I almost miss the ice.

So... this definitely isn't space. Or maybe it is, what do I know? This isn't the planet I'm supposed to be on.

Steve's taking a nap. I think I wore him out.

We've been celebrating our marriage vigorously.

The original plan was to just keep doing that until that movie is over and done with, but I figure we probably need to get jobs or something, and let people know we're not dead. Again.

PS - It's Steve Carter, not Sharon Rogers. I won the coin toss.

I swear to god, if one more person mentions that fucking movie, I will shoot them. Fuck that bullshit.

Like I need a constant reminder of that

I'm borrowing my language from Jess today. Jones, not Drew. Well, maybe Drew too.

Steven Grant Rogers, light of my life, when are you going to get off your star-spangled ass and marry me?

I really should be used to this sort of thing by now. Needless to say, this was not where I was expecting to end up today.

I'm Steve Rogers and I am very confused.

Well, this is marginally better than dying in an explosion.

Is there a Steve Rogers here? Because that man gets me into the worst kinds of messes.