Jurassic City - Network

No longer married!

James MiddleName Rogers, your face needs to be attached to mine as soon as possible.

So. Marriage, am I right? Kinda thought that if I got surprise married it would be to someone who isn't, you know, madly in love with and meant to be with someone else?

Please don't magic me out of existence, Billy, Teddy's a great guy and all but I'm pretty sure I prefer redheads or Rogerses or, hell, even your brother.

Mom, Dad, and Coulson-dad, I'll look after my sister if the three of you want to go out and do something tonight. Like, you know, dinner, or whatever it is adults do on Valentine's day. Please don't tell me what adults do on Valentine's day.

Of all the times to lose your ability to fly, when you're flying is the worst.

Is this what normal people feel like all the time? I am so sore and hospitals suck.

Soooo.

Suddenly dinosaurs are scary
This is really super not cool
I hate when this happens

I sense a lot of baking in my future, any requests?

It was my fault. I've been thinking it for over a year, and I need to just say it somewhere. It was my fault. I could have told them no. I could have refused to go along with it. I wasn't really comfortable with it. I knew it was cruel. I knew she'd take it badly. But I did it anyway. I did it anyway because they wanted to. They wanted me to. God. Fuck. I didn't know she'd take it so badly she'd get herself killed.

Or not killed. Worse. Fuck.

If I'd just said no... Or if I'd gone after her like I wanted to. Both of them. Maybe none of it ever would have happened.

Futzing heck.

Seriously? Dinosaurs?

I have an infant are they still infants at six months? and there are about 500 too many dinosaurs around for my peace of mind. Did they redecorate the Savage Lands?

I also think the trip shorted out my aids. Futz this.

Hey. So. I saw discussions of a Halloween party on here earlier, and I have to say, that's all well and good for you thirty-somethings. But I think it might be better if the younger ones here broke off and went our own way. Save ourselves from all the creepiness before it even gets started.

What do you guys say?

I kind of thought if this kind of thing happened again, it'd be less strange. But nope.

Even if I wanted to be jaded about it, the dinosaurs would sort of kill the cynicism.

Who's here? Please have people I know be here.

Actually, this is what I thought the past would be like. Old people and dinosaurs.

This means I don't have to go to school, right? Right.