Jurassic City - Network

See. This is one thing I can appreciate about you humans. You see absolutely no cognitive dissonance in celebrating the resurrection of a god-child with eggs and chocolate and rabbits. Like. What the fuck does one have to do with the other? Nothing, that's what. But all three are delicious.

So good on you.

So I'm coming to terms with the fact that my mind was manipulated. And also with the fact that the situation was such that my friends would have expected betrayal over mind control. Perils of deep cover operations. But I can also acknowledge the manipulation doesn't excuse my actions. My loyalties were altered, but the choices I made in the service of those loyalties were mine. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm sorry for the shit I did, especially trying to murder powered heroes and actually murdering some of them. And for definitely killing your girlfriend, Phil. And for being a dick, well more of one than I usually am, here.

Except the part where I was a dick to other me. He can choke. Also I genuinely think his girlfriend is awful.

jess.

I know you have no reason to like me or help me. But you seem to have your shit together the most out of Phil's family. So...help? I think I've caught feelings.

This is rude.

I'm offended.

It's an entirely unfair and unnecessary commentary on my life choices.

phil.

Satan.

Actual Satan.

That is just rude.

All this for little old me? Phil, you shouldn't have. A kidnapping and dinosaurs? Really, it's too much.

And all I got you for Christmas was a vaporized girlfriend. I feel so embarrassed right now.