Well, this makes me the only farmer who actually knows what a "farm" is.
Guess first priority is going to be selecting a song for the training montage. So far I've got Big and Rich's "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy," "Down on the Farm" by Tim McGraw, and of course, the Kenny Chesney classic, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy." Full disclosure, we'd have about thirty-eight seconds more time for training if we went with Kenny Chesney.