Incomplete Data: A panfandom, multi-world RP.

We've all been through a great deal. Whether survival in nature, or purposefully stressful scenarios and challenges, but I think this last one takes the cake when it comes to cruelty. If anyone is having trouble with what they have lived through, or done, or even observed, I'd like to set up a time where we can perhaps talk about that in a judgement-free space. I had been thinking just a group where we could all talk about what we're processing and having trouble with, but if people would prefer smaller groups or even individual counseling, I wanted to offer my services.

I'm not a therapist, exactly, but in the course of my work as a Catholic priest, I've been trained in and led grief, relationship, and spiritual counseling and I've worked pretty broadly in conflict-torn regions. I also was about 90% dead when I got here, so understand the grappling with mortality. I can't promise to fix things, but I can listen, maintain confidentiality, and I won't judge.

Hello everyone! My name is Leslie. Leslie Knope: Councilwoman Knope if you're into titles, but it's not a big deal or anything. I was just shown to my station and given my fancy new duds, and I'm ready to get my hands dirty.

So is this a new thing the hospital is doing? It's very pro-active. And fashionable...

What are we looking at here, another case of mega-diabetes, or are the raccoons pushing their territory again?

Wait, is this a disaster scenario?? Why didn't anybody tell me? You know I have a binder for each one that could possibly hit Pawnee- and THEN some. I even have one for 'alien abduction'. Is that what this is? -because you guys are doing a FANTASTIC job...

Is the breakfast food good here?

Oh good. The shit show continues.


So this is for every single asshole in a lab coat, and I promise, there's a hell of a lot more where it came from.



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I had a dream like this once.

I guess it was less a dream and more an experience. Naboo bet me five quid and a packet of Ultra Violets that I wouldn't lick one of the new frogs in the reptile exhibit. The frog said it was alright with him but I was gonna have a bad time if I did. But I was a bit peckish and I needed the bus fare because the Moon Swans were playing a gig at the Velvet Onion and I'd promised this girl that I'd meet her there.

It was a lot like this. Except the clothes weren't as good. These are genius! And red always was my color.

[ SQUAD 8: L. SKYWALKER, C. ANDOR, J. ERSO, A. BURTON, M. POUNCY, L. ROSLIN, MANTIS, SINGULARITY ]

All right. We've got 900 to spend on getting our two fellows what they need. Mimi seems like maybe she could use an antibiotic, what with the [...] weird lizard thing. But if you've got suggestions, let's hear them. I'll send what everyone agrees to send.

Y'know, there's a phrase for this sorta BS: bait'n switch.

So what fresh manufactured pile of shit is this...

Y'all can bite my ass.

I've been trying to work out all day whether this is heaven or hell. I'm still undecided, by the way. If it's heaven, why aren't Bri and Julie and Mom and Dad here and if it's hell - well, I deserve it.

There is a mandatory meeting tomorrow at 6 pm in the auditorium.

[Filtered to Steve Rogers (616)]

Welcome back.

You know I still expect you to be a man of your word whatever state you made your bargain in.

What's the chance of getting some Cuban food during one of these training lunches?

Y'know, before a) the Hunger Games or b) the Purge begins and a statistically high number of us are sent off to kill each other? Either that or we're going full Donner Party themed. That's still a third option.

[Filtered to Squad 8]

We wanted the panda for both spots, right?

Council Nominees:

• Rocket - MP, MG, M, JE, RR
  
• Amos - AB, CA, BR, LR

Jury Nominees:

• Bodhi - CA, JE, BR, M, LR, MG
  
• Amos - AB

You know, this outfit did not confer the kind of culinary skills I was led to believe it would.

Although given the ingredients I had on hand, I think berries in a mixed berry sauce with a side of berries is pretty impressive.

So what, are we all zoo keepers now?

This thing is a piss poor substitution for Groot... but he ain't half bad.

[Trainers]

Right, obviously this is all rather new to me, but I think I have it sorted.

Is there anyone who would like to go searching for more of these things with me? I quite like the one I have, it's cute.

[Squad 8]
Whatever shit you decide to do, leave me out of it. Or put my vote in for the raccoon.

[Pouncy]
Somehow we got stuck with astronauts.

[Zemo]
Are we talking?

[Sharon (MCU)]
I have the dye if you have the time.

[Pietro]
Your roots are as bad as mine. I should have more than enough leftover bleach if you're needing some touch up.

So, I guess orange really is the new black.

You all realize I've been locked in two dozen labs and prisons and just as many escape bounties on my head, right? I mean, do you ACTUALLY think you're gonna keep ME here?

COME ON.

This joint seems pretty low security compared to what I'm used to. Maybe it's Club Med for you other lab rats but I AM NOT COOL WITH THIS SHIT.

I'm afraid I'm not used to purchasing things aside from food, shelter, and parts for my ship. I'm going through this website, and the only thing I can think of is a meditation pillow, which is certainly not something I absolutely need.

Perhaps someone could suggest some books on Earth history, the basics since many of you come from various dimensions. Or even suggest something that I should try.

Filtered to Romeo Block

It has become more than apparent to me in my last 24 hours here that I'm not actually dreaming I'm not just out of my element, I'm also apparently several centuries outside my own time.

That being said, I could use some help.

Thankfully the automatic latrines were easy to figure out, but I still don't trust them.

I assume the mechanical waterfall is for bathing? Where is the soda? A place to make soap?

These boots are ....difficult. Why is the heel so bulky? Why does the other pair have bodice strings but no ankle support? And these clothes wouldn't last a single fall down a wooded ravine.

And the lace...things? What is the purpose of the wire pieces sewn into the fabric? Are they weapons? How do I remove them?

Zero-g and burn training only marginally prepared me for that shit. But I'm good. I got out of it. So, of course, I'm going back into it.

I need at least one two strong enough ropes to use as a tether line, a good anchor, and maybe one or two volunteers with lower body strength who aren't afraid to put their back into it.

If anyone is still out in this and can do so, let me know where you are.

Fuck.