Incomplete Data: A panfandom, multi-world RP.

So, I'm the sword swallower. But, I might need a little help relaxing my gag reflex. Anyone have any ideas?


[Bucky Barnes (MCU)]

I - I was thinking about your act. What would make you feel less like people were just looking at you because you were missing an arm.

( Responsible Jim )

I just woke up to an elephant looking in my window.

[Natasha (616), Laura, Kobik]

You ladies want to help me with a little something?

[Bucky (616)]

Apparently Rémy has a bear that needs rounding up. I'm sending you because I know how much you love bear fighting. Don't say I never do shit for you.

[Mantis]

You can control people's emotions?

I'm really starting to hate this place.

[November, after this]

Happy now?

The Armless Wonder?

Seriously?

hey..

anyone else get some.. questionable instructions?

They do know that being a human doctor is not the same as a veterinarian, right?

A circus. As in Flaminius?

I feel as if I'm missing something. Would anyone care to elaborate on what a 'circus' is?

Horses. Lugh's balls, why did it have to be horses.

There's something nostalgic about watching everything go by, though this landscape hardly changes at all. I haven't been to the circus since I was a child, and my parents had to convince me that the animals weren't that mistreated and the "freaks" weren't being that badly exploited. Times really haven't changed much, have they.

[Natasha(616) & Clint(616)]
Either of you know anything about hoop dancing? I'm not about to make a fool out of myself, if we're indeed going to end up in front of a crowd.

[Bucky(MCU)]
I admit I haven't really seen you around until now, and I'm sure you prefer it that way. Let me know if you need anything.

I've noticed that putting on a show seems to come very naturally the to better part of the people here. I believe I'll be taking everyone's inevitable complaints with a largeish rock of salt.

[ Ren ]

I am among extremely awkward company, including two of your bloody relations. Are you very far I don't know what in the infinite kriffing black I've done that I should be saddled with them instead of you, but you're welcome.

I hope it's my same friend Tiger from the jungle. She was not good at tricks, but she did like her ears scratched. I have never met Lion before though. I hope we become good friends too. I have not many here yet.

I am happy for such an assignment, but I've never been to a circus before. Or on a train. I'm still not sure what it's about. Can somebody please explain?

I get the feeling this experiment is designed to push us far outside of our comfort zone. Although chances are, that's true of most of them.

I'm not big on performing...I've dealt with being a celebrity of sorts back home, but I'm not much of an entertaining type.

At least I know how I can accomplish it...provided the Force isn't blocked from me again before it's time.

I'm a little curious...anyone else want to share what they got assigned? I got shallow dive.

Acrobalance. Okay, I can do that, I think. Can't be too much different than doing dual repairs in zero g. Who's my partner?

[Han]

What'd you get?

Trying to stand up led me to the conclusion that I am very, very drunk. This is a nice spot anyway.

And it's dark, thank the Force, although I want to rip out the rib cage of whoever is playing this music and wear it as a kriffing hat.

Who: Gambit & Anyone brave enough to say hello!
What: Apparently, it's a garden party.
When: Mid-Afternoon
Where: Picnic of Earthly Delights
Warnings: Language and Shameless Flirting
Status: OPEN - In Progress

( Thank God he wasn't dressed like Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum. )

Okay, everyone, we're out of non-alcoholic drinks, so I've commandeered a pot, started a small fire, and am boiling lake water. Those of you that are drunk right now, I highly suggest you come over here and get some water in you because we all know that alcohol dehydrates the system.

I'm going to need someone to keep an eye on the fire while I sleep. Any volunteers?

just got told by a pretty lady with a nice ass that im a prisoner in an experiment

and im dressed like a peacock - a fine peacock

also, have made friends with a unicorn cat...




think i had too much to drink last night

this for real?

THIS IS A TEST