Jun. 25th, 2017 at 10:20 AM
I've been doing card tricks for about two weeks, now. I'd say I pull them off about - I don't know, sixty percent of the time? And that's an improvement from day one. Sleight of hand was never my strong suit. There's nothing like the way people look at you when you pull up the three of clubs instead of the queen you promised them. It's cold. I'm being serious. I'm glad I never tried to make a career in entertainment, because that shit hurts. What's with the judgement? We're all here. We're all trying. We can all have a good time - or we can call people names because their fingers slip sometimes. I don't get it. I have never in my life treated someone this way, hand to the stars.
[ Leia ]
I'd ask you if want to come help me practice, but scrounging for excuses to sit with you is getting a little pathetic and you always smell through them anyway, so.
[ Leia ]
I'd ask you if want to come help me practice, but scrounging for excuses to sit with you is getting a little pathetic and you always smell through them anyway, so.