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[Filtered to Loki & Gwen Poole]

An anonymous benefactor dropped off snacks as thanks for setting off Magneto. You should come get them.

Hope your day ends ":)"

To whomever thought it wise to steal from me as if I am part of some game:

Your day shall end decidedly ":("

[IC/OOC Discussion post for the truth or dare game, hosted by the other Gwen.]
Who was there? Who got dared to do what horribly embarrassing things? What truths came out? Post your character in the comments below!

So like, since we're all stuck inside with this rain, does anyone want to play truth or dare?

😲😲😲

Congratulations to today's winning beach volleyball team, #TeamIron!!!

Great work out there today, especially considering that almost none of us had literally any knowledge or experience as to how the game was played.

Good game to our runner up, #TeamCap, who also definitely tried. I'm sure this will be the start of a great rivalry. And also, many new friendships.

And a very special thanks to everyone who came out to support the teams. We couldn't have done it without you! I mean, we could have, but it would have been kinda depressing.

So, it looks like Peter did with his efforts for the teen division than I managed for the adults, which is to be expected. He's better than me at most things. So, here's the breakdown for tomorrow's first game. Both teams have some room for alternates, if there are any stragglers & If we get six more 15-22-year-olds, they can play the winner. Game on!

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SELFIE!!

( tw blood )

[People He Thinks are Teenagers**]

Okay so I have a really important I think? mission from Iron Man and I need help.

I need to start a teenage beach volleyball team.

And you all are... well, seem teenaged. Ish. Maybe.

Who wants to help?

Roster So Far:

• Peter Parker (me)
  
• Michelle Jones
  
• Gwen Poole
  
• Bucky Barnes
  
• Maria Hill
  
• Jan Van Dyne
  
• Gwen Stacey
  
• Viv Vision
  
• Amadeus Cho
  
• Audrey Jensen
  
• Steven Universe
  
• Steve Rogers

[Michelle Jones]

Do you want to play volleyball?

Before you say no. You'd have a captive audience to which you can explain the historical significance of Title 9.

[Gweenpool]

Are you a teenager? Or a person?

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** Jan Van Dyne (AA), Bucky Barnes (AA), Maria Hill (AA), Gwen Stacey (AA), Amadeus Cho (616), Viv Vision (616), Bucky Barnes (616), Dorian Gray (??), Steven Universe, Bruce Wayne (G), Daria Morgendorfer, Audrey Jensen

While looking for clues to the mysterious pregnancy test (I HATE DROPPED PLOT POINTS) I got arrested by the London Police in a daring not-so-high speed chase. You'll just have to catch it in a tie-in issue. No spoilers please!

Whew so who did it? Or did somebody get mad at the end and knock the game off the table? That's usually how games go. Usually it's me doing the knocking.

Whatever, who wants to play lawn darts? I don't know the rules but I like throwing pointy objects at targets so we'll go from there.

I'll be the first to admit that my last thought was not so great and the one that came after that was great but it failed regardless but I had a lot of time to think today while I was staring at Maria's frankly damn impressive clue board and a strange idea hit me.

In the game CLUE, the board game, who are the suspects? It's not the bodies, it's the named characters - Miss Scarlett, Colonel Mustard, Mrs. White, Mr. Green (or Reverend Green in Cluedo), Mrs. Peacock, and Professor Plum. [EDIT] And now Dr. Orchid (or Dr. Pink in our case).

Plum has already been cleared, but it might not be a bad idea if no other suspects are being detained, for the principles to detain themselves for a night as well. Just to mark another dumbass theory off the board. Cause right now the hamster is still moving but I'm getting nowhere.

[EDIT 2] Barring any better detainment options, the current schedule for block lead self-surrender is as follows, in order from left-to-right and top-to-bottom:

Miss Scarlett - Mrs. White
Mr. Green - Dr. Pink
Mrs. Peacock - Colonel Mustard

Sharon Carter, our lead detective, has been running herself ragged with this investigation. As such, she is getting some much needed sleep tonight. Captain Rogers is detained. Tonight is night six. Assuming both Captain Rogers and Sgt Barnes are cleared (which they will be), tomorrow will bring our total up to TWENTY PEOPLE. So we need to take this night and double down.

I've updated the evidence list to the best of my knowledge. So, please everyone take a look at it and let's brainstorm. There are no stupid ideas. Only wrong ones.

( clue notes day 6 )</blockquote>

[Filtered to A.A.R.D.V.A.R.K.]

Say that your friend left their cellphone at your house. Is it okay to read their texts?

Why does no one think I'M the murderer???

We arrest STEVE ROGERS and no one has even QUESTIONED me?? Random indiscriminate violence is LITERALLY my favorite thing!

Honestly I feel kind of insulted RN. One man show is POSTPONED.

Hey, Songbird!

When you opened your mouth last night, you fulfilled every dream James Joyce’s ever had about a woman. :)

You’re going to have to struggle past your egomania to realize that you really are just entertainment in some worlds. The entire series of multiverses do not revolve around your existence. In fact, you don’t exist in most of them.

In some worlds, I’m a comic character. And in my world, you’re a comic character (because you definitely didn’t make it into the movies.) You think you seem so enlightened by throwing some dramatic fit about the unfairness of it all. The fact is, there’s no reality where people aren’t going to form a preconceived notion about you.

Oh, by the way, only cowards “vague-blog.”

Where's a good murderboard when you need one? Like, damn. That would make everything so much easier right now.

But so would three shots of vodka, a venti double caff vanilla latte, an enormous cinnamon roll, and my dad's Sierra en Escabeche. I mean, it wouldn't make anything easier, maybe, but it would make me feel less punchy. But so would Noah. And Emma. And I guess Stavo and Brooke too.

[The Creeps*]

You know, I was going to go to our block scientist with what Juggy and I discussed last night and what I found today, but I just took a look at the network and decided...

Nah. Fuck it.

Let 'em keep playing their game.

I'm out. I've been doing this shit for the last year and I need a vacation. So I'm gonna take one. Who's in?

[* which includes consultant Gwen Poole so she doesn't have to break the fourth filter anymore]

So as you all know, Agent Sharon Carter is the head detective on this case. Over the past four days, this work has involved liaising with multiple groups, including many of the Clue roles, Mike block, and independent researchers, many of whom possess law enforcement, military intelligence, or investigative backgrounds and through an evening spent mining public discussions on this network. We have been compiling notes on a sheet in my room chronicling links between victims and suspects, facts of the case, and suspects.

This is in no way complete, because obviously, some stuff's been going on behind filters and we've had some trouble reaching getting regular intel from November and Romeo blocks or from investigations going on on their own, but in the interest of transparency for some reason and solving this as a group, we should talk about what we have to add and approach this analytically and thoroughly.

( from the dream journal of Maria A. Hill )

So if you have anything, please comment and I'll update this report! And let's work together for now on and we can sort out who wins later. Because right now it's the scientists winning. Onward for Victory!


[Filtered to A.A.R.D.V.A.R.K. + Amadeus Cho + Hope Summers (new AARDVARK)]

So Agent 13 has given us Agent Sitwell's radio equipment and German-English dictionary in case there are more intercepts.

Viv, can you run some sort of diagnostics on the radio and find out its accesses, activity, and IP address and stuff?

The Sokovian people are noble and are good people. You detained Zemo for no reason and now there are more murders. This very bad mistake. I could have say this wasn't Zemo. No one from Sokovia would play silly game like these.

[Jughead Jones]

So the last date I remember is November 6th, 2016. Where are you at in your world timeline? What's going on in terms of Avengers comics? You've seen Age of Ultron and Civil War, right?

I'm asking because someone seems to be either trying really hard to make this look like HYDRA to throw everyone off their trail, or this actually is HYDRA. But is this too clever for the organization who literally teaches their soldiers to run and hide as part of their policy?

So let's get meta with this shit. What's going on in the comic book world that would be relevant to why someone is offing Avengers and making it look like HYDRA is involved?

Also, I've come up with a list of dynamic duo names for us: Bi-Furious and the Ace, The Wednesdays, The Creeps, The Wonder Queers, and Not the Killers.

Well. It looks like I'm gonna die soon.

SO.

Got a list of bars I found on wikipedia that I wrote down on the back of my hand. Heading to the White Room on Shaftesbury Avenue.

Anyone else who wants to get fucked up - or find out what a "seedy west end chorus boy" is (sounds britishy) - is welcome to come.

HELLO WORLDS!

Wow, so if you were following my updates, I thought I was getting dragged back to the real world and getting cancelled because my gimmick was wearing off, but this is SO much cooler. Somebody pinch me!

So obviously I'm here to help with the murder mystery, so I did some digging around! And somebody might have some explaining to do, because I found a ***POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST*** in the trash.

So okay, my theory is that Poe Dameron knocked up Clint Barton's girlfriend... okay, who is writing this arc? That's probably relevant. I was always more of a Mockinghawk shipper, but I know they've been trying to- Wait. No, this is the movie version that went missing. Okay hang on. I got this.

It was Wanda Maximoff because it's always her fault in events! Thanks Bendis! And she's pregnant with... The Pope's baby!

THIS IS A TEST