When you opened your mouth last night, you fulfilled every dream James Joyce’s ever had about a woman. :)
You’re going to have to struggle past your egomania to realize that you really are just entertainment in some worlds. The entire series of multiverses do not revolve around your existence. In fact, you don’t exist in most of them.
In some worlds, I’m a comic character. And in my world, you’re a comic character (because you definitely didn’t make it into the movies.) You think you seem so enlightened by throwing some dramatic fit about the unfairness of it all. The fact is, there’s no reality where people aren’t going to form a preconceived notion about you.