8:52 AM
This isn't even my worst Halloween. That one I spent in one of those cities where everyone who arrives assumes that the entire place is on perpetual vacation, and about ninety percent of them think it's incredibly fucking clever to play Thriller and Monster Mash on an infinitely alternating loop starting at midnight and ending whenever one of them stumbles out of the pile they fell asleep in on the gallery to shut it off.
Reader, I swatted them before swatting was even a thing. I got to have my morning coffee & beignets watching them all get thrown into the back of a van. So the good news is: a bad day can always really turn around for you. Cheer up.
Reader, I swatted them before swatting was even a thing. I got to have my morning coffee & beignets watching them all get thrown into the back of a van. So the good news is: a bad day can always really turn around for you. Cheer up.