8:14 AM
There's no way in hell I'm going through all that. Who do I need to blow ask nicely to get a real drink around here?
Seems there's been a lot of sturm und drang over the unusual alcohol situation at this particular beach. Fortunately, I always come prepared.
So. Having trouble supplying your daily alcohol-related needs?
I can help.
I like to think of myself as a (mostly) benevolent god, so for the very reasonable price of cash or personal items, I am willing to use my powers of creation to facilitate your buzz.
Obviously, I can make things myself, but magic demands a sacrifice. I'm open to negotiating. But it does need to have some personal significance or obvious utility.
I have $250. What do I need?