Incomplete Data: A panfandom, multi-world RP.

Let's never do that again.

At least we're healed up now.

Everyone else is too, right?

Who wants a drink?

At the risk of this turning into Jaws, I'll be on the beach working on my tan if anyone has anything they'd like to discuss.

If not, I'll still be on the beach working on my tan, so it doesn't really matter.

I want to know - immediately - if someone thinks there's anyone missing. Check your blocks, check for roommates. Let's just be sure. Jen, Betty, Rick, Amadeus? Kobik, Bucky? That goes double for you guys, you're my people. I need to hear from you because now I can

[616 Tony Stark]

You here?

[OOC: Obviously this doesn't apply to dropped characters]

[MCU Avengers]

Please check in.

[Filtered to Mutants]

Anyone got a swimsuit that covers up a little more they wouldn't mind trading to me? ETA: Nevermind, I'm good.

While looking for clues to the mysterious pregnancy test (I HATE DROPPED PLOT POINTS) I got arrested by the London Police in a daring not-so-high speed chase. You'll just have to catch it in a tie-in issue. No spoilers please!

Whew so who did it? Or did somebody get mad at the end and knock the game off the table? That's usually how games go. Usually it's me doing the knocking.

Whatever, who wants to play lawn darts? I don't know the rules but I like throwing pointy objects at targets so we'll go from there.

Would any of the women from Echo or Romeo like to trade suits with me? I don't know what my scientist was thinking giving someone who's two meters tall a one-piece - that's a design for disaster - but we'll make do, won't we?

EDIT: Taken care of, thank you.

Mantis, dear - there are clouds here too. Should we resume our activities from yesterday? Senator Organa, you're invited too, of course.

[Hux]

I realize you had no control over your circumstances, but I need to say this regardless: If you ever do that to me again, I will find you and kill you myself.

Motherfucking fucking asshole what the fuck, I was good, what the fuck's the point of being good if you don't get what you want, fuck him, fuck this place, fuck all of you, especially that fucking dick, what's the point of even having the Force if you can't do anything with it, fucking weakling, I'm a fucking weakling.

This seems fine.

[Hux]

Did you avenge me?

Pregnant ladies should not be in bathing suits. It is not pretty. I feel like whale.

[Scientists]

I was wondering if it would be possible to live with my sister Cosima, and niece Kira. I know I am in single room and they are only in double, but is there any way to get into rooms with all three?

I went to sleep in one bed and woke up in another one [...] again. And it's no less disorienting the third time around. I didn't even get to say goodbye to- But whatever, I guess. At least we're back in familiar surroundings. There's something almost comforting about that. And it looks like I have another new roommate. For now.

[Johanna]

You here, Angel? You okay?

[Thirteen]

Hey, uh. Do you know how to swim?

Did anyone manage to save some of that Tramp wine?

Who: Poe Dameron and YOU!
What: Beachin' with BB-8.
Where: Poe's ever-expanding towel cluster of friendship!
When: Now?
Warnings: Only what you take with you.

( THE INVALIDITY OF YOUR UNDERLYING PREMISE SUGGESTS A HUMOROUS INTENT. )

This is much better. I do hope everyone is alright and if not that you do speak up.

SW + Friends*

Everyone okay?

*If you think you are included you probably are.

I think I'm done wiping out on a surfboard for the day. I stood up! I stood up for, like, twenty seconds! Tomorrow can only bring improvement. For now: towel time. The more the merrier. Come one, come all. I'm the guy with the amazing sand palace.

[ LEIA ]

I'm sorry for going AWOL. I hope you weren't too worried. I had a really nice time - you know, before I up and disappeared. Are you all right? I've seen people talking about injuries, some pretty serious ones. I want to see you. Are you busy?

Alright, anyone seen three big, hairy and scary dudes who like to beat up on women?

If the point of all this shit is to study human behavior then there's no fucking reason at all that I should be here. I'm not interested in your goddamned beach party, I need to know who I got to talk to in order to be properly disqualified from this testing. Some piece of shit's made a huge fucking mistake.

Look, I know that this seems like all fun and games but Vecna is out there, and he is going to destroy the world as we know it. I don't have the time for this.

Also as much as I love the beach, my bear does not. Does anyone have a large comb? He needs to be brushed and I don't have the bag of holding with me.

Don't be scared about the bear, by the way. He's very friendly. Gives great massages.

It appears I have access to a hot tub. Would anyone like to join me?

[Jasper]

Thank you for your help with the investigation. I was sorry to see you go.

[Mutants]

Considering our last dinner went over fairly well, I would like to have another. Same rules as last time. No hurling silverware or tables at one another. Do not sit by someone you wish to strangle.
Think civility.

I trust I do not have create an itemized list of do's and don't's.

Open question: how long does it take to get used to this shit?