Spinning Compass Network

So, yeah. I've been here several months and my girlfriend isn't here yet.

This kind of sucks, magical island place. Really not cool.

So...what the hell is Christmas?

And do I really have to buy/make...whatever shit for people?

Does anyone know if there's a place on this island where I can find a Christmas tree?

It takes some doing to convince myself (I can be pretty fucking stubborn when I want to be) that I owe a few people an apology. No you probably didn't do anything to me to deserve the things I said or the things I did. And I partially blame all the stress, and the crazy that was happening at the time. And I partially blame me being a little stubborn to admit that I was in over my head after having a baby, with the postpartum depression.
( Long confessional is long )

Oh, god, not now.

Please.

I can't be here. Wherever this is, I have to go back.

Nathan needs me.

Looks like I came right back. Not good.

Quick question here - this spa I'm seeing mentioned, would I be correct in thinking this is the kind of spa where people go to have beauty treatments done?

Well, this isn't Narnia anymore.

I don't understand this technology. Where am I?

I don't care how powerful you are, but if any of you dare to threaten my cousin once more over as something as ridiculous and pointless as a R rated post on a public forum a kid shouldn't even be on, I will rip you apart on a sub-atomic level. And before you say that I can't, I've razed down entire settlements this way, so think again. One more stain on my soul isn't going to jack shit.

Stop me from doing something stupid.

So I don't normally celebrate Christmas, but I do celebrate birthdays, and mine is coming up on the 22nd. So for those of you who've been dying for an excuse to give me an awesome present, I suggest you take advantage of the stores while they're still stocked to get me something amazing.

Oh, and just so you know, I accept dinners and baked goods too.

This is beyond weird. So are we all fictional characters someplace? Because that's kind of disturbing to think that someone deliberately wrote my life the way it's gone so far.