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Who: Lina & Pete Wisdom + Amelia, Hank McCoy and Katherine Pierce
What: The Wisdoms bring Amelia to Hank for a test to confirm her x-gene
When: Today
Where: Hank's Home Lab
Rating/Warnings: Low, except Amelia accidentally learns to say her first curse word (sorta), oops
Status: Complete!

( Having this gene leads to the creation of a protein that produces chemical signals, inducing mutations - different types, different powers. )

Who: Wisdom & Mars
What: Pete drops off some donated baby supplies, and falls in love
When: Tonight
Where: Veronica's place
Rating/Warnings: Low!
Status: Complete

( And what was this? A dog’s head in his lap? )

Who: Wisdom & Vakarian
What: Garrus seeks Wisdom's wisdom (lolololol) about fatherhood
When: Today
Where: The Agency
Rating/Warnings: Language mostly, Pete drinking on the job like the role model he is
Status: Complete!

( Really, he just went with it throughout the whole experience. He did what he was told. Safer that way. )

Who: Pete Wisdom & Wash (with Amelia)
What: Feeding the ex-Marine and friend
When: Early July
Where: Firestarter's House
Rating/Warnings: Very low!
Status: Complete

( He had a feeling, though, once Amelia was older she *would* be scary, especially considering who her parents were. )

Who: Pete & Lina Wisdom, with a (walking) Amelia
What: Discussions about getting Amelia tested for the mutant gene, and witnessing her first glorious steps
When: Tonight
Where: The Wisdom Household
Rating/Warnings: Language but that's it
Status: Complete!

( But Pete was a mutant, with an activated gene - so therefore it was almost certain Amelia carried the gene too. )

Who: Agent Washington and Pete Wisdom
What: Pete has a gift of coffee!
When: Yesterday
Where: The Agency Building
Rating/Warnings Lowish; talk of addiction
Status: Complete!

( If you’re feeling sluggish, drink this. )

Who: Pete & Lina Wisdom
What: They try to have a date, but it gets interrupted by a giant demon beetle
When: Tonight
Where: Out in the middle of nowhere
Rating/Warnings: High for groping & innuendo, wacky tobaccy, violence, a demon beetle, things like that
Status: Complete

( I like seeing you in action, Mr. Wisdom. Gets me all hot and bothered. )

Who: Pete Wisdom (with Amelia) & Michonne
What: Fresh air, a popsicle food truck, and talks - Michonne opens up a little about her dreams and the parallels
When: Recent~
Where: A park
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low, brief mentions of Michonne losing her son
Status: Complete

( Have you ever dreamed of people from your life? People you knew before, things that happened having a twist? )

Who: Lovers Wisdom & Hawke (Isabela and little Amelia make cameos)
What: Discussing Pete's most recent kill over breakfast dinner and screw drivers
When: Recently
Where: Hawke Flat above The Hanged Man
Rating/Warning: Mentions of murder, serial killers, and language
Status: Complete!

( Justice, vengeance, necessary, I don’t really know what to classify it as - besides something that I needed to do. )

Who: Pete and Lina Wisdom, and Killian Jones
What: Lina hired Killian to track down the one who murdered Pete's mother - he did, and now they're settling the score
When: This weekend
Where: London, East District, near the Thames river
Rating/Warnings: High for NPC character death, some gore, language, etc
Status: Complete

( One step closer to getting the hell away from all this for good - the end of the chapter written, so it could all come to a close for that part of their family history. )

Who: Pete & Lina, with cameos of her parents and their mutant-crawling spawn
What: Discussing the investigation on Pete's mother
When: Tonight
Where: The Ifraimov Household
Rating/Warnings: Lina's parents are pervs and so are the Wisdoms, but that's it
Status: Complete!

( She deserved a proper funeral, a proper send-off. She deserved justice. )

Who: Lina & Pete, with Hawke & Isabela
What: Annual Christmas Dinner is officially cursed with smooches
When: During the mistletoe extravaganza
Where: A steakhouse
Rating/Warnings: Language because they're all awful people
Status: Complete!

( Is it an awful time to tell you two that it was caught on camera? )

Who: Wisdom & Vakarian - little Amelia too, and Lina at the end
What: The mistletoe strikes again while the dudes discuss a mission
When: Today
Where: Firestarter Home
Rating/Warnings: Language, hilarity
Status: Complete!

( Is this some kind of magical flying catnip for the cat? )

Who: Wisdom & Hawke
What: Catching up after Wisdom returns from the honeymoon - and it segues into srs talk
When: Tonight!
Where: The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low, discussion of dark things
Status: Complete

( I’d give you a hug but I wouldn’t dare accidentally cause you a bit of awkward wood from me giving you a loving embrace. )

Who: Firestarter Family (Wisdom, Lina, and Amelia)
What: Making some arrangements for their wedding and reception
When: This week sometime?
Where: Site of the wedding, which is the park with a crater in it
Rating/Warnings: Dirty talk, but low~ And Amelia drools a lot
Status: Complete

( I’m a sucker for the accent and besides, you do a pretty good job at keeping me regularly fed - it’s a tough gig, not many men were ever up for the task. )

Who: Barton & Wisdom
What: Infiltration, explosions, and bonding
When: Friday!
Where: A weapons depot, where Clint's bro Barney has gotten himself into some trouble
Rating/Warnings: Violence, snark, dick jokes
Status: Complete

( I’m about to start worrying about exactly what sort of shit you do in your free time. )

Who: Pete Wisdom & Presto
What: An encounter while getting a taste of Transylvania
When: Recently, probably before sickness stuff
Where: A food truck which dishes up Romanian goodies
Rating/Warnings: Very low! Wisdom's grumpy, as usual
Status: Complete

( Hopping and bopping around the county and all of it’s various cities seemed like a thing to do. )

Who: Steve Rogers & Pete Wisdom
What: Meeting at a deli
When: Recent, just after Steve's back from vacation
Where: A Deli
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete

( So, how's fatherhood treating you so far? )

Who: Hawke & Wisdom
What: British Boyfriend Night, but Amelia is constipated so there's some prune juice and a fussy baby involved
When: Last night?
Where: Firestarter Fam's House
Rating/Warnings: Fairly low
Status: Complete

( Garrett would snap a picture of all of them snoring, that was a promise. )

Who: Lina & Pete, with fussy baby Amelia
What: A very sleepless Father's Day morning for Pete's first
When: Asscrack of Dawn, Today
Where: Firestarter Fortress
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low, cute family feels
Status: Complete!

( He was quite attuned to Amelia’s ‘I shat myself’ cry, he liked to think. )

Who: The Firestarter Faaaam, officially (Lina & Pete with demon baby Amelia!)
What: Lina's water breaks at the cursed store known as Best Buy
When: Today
Where: Best Buy, then the hospital
Rating/Warnings: Um, natural childbirth so there's that, and some language, but tons of cuteness in the end
Status: Complete!

( Must mean she’s got some fire in her. But she’s ours, of course she does. )

Who: Firestarters (Pete & Lina)
What: Tending to the adorably rotund fiancee and making plans for the delivery room
When: Sunday evening
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low, talk of childbirth?
Status: Complete

( The motherhood look carried well with her, and made her less of 'Little Tits' and more 'Some Tits.' )

Who: Wisdom & Vakarian
What: Calibrations Strategic discussions on preparing for an alien invasion
When: This morning
Where: The Agency
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Wisdom toasted the air with his coffee cup, yes, your sweetness brought a tear to the eye, Orange County. )

Who: Pete & Lina
What: Naming their spawn and feeling movement
When: Yesterday evening
Where: The New Fireproof Wisdom-Inverse Home
Rating/Warnings: Language with loads of cute
Status: Complete!

( We’ll give you your aunt’s name as a middle name, Amelia, and she’s only slightly mad. )

Who: Pryde & Wisdom
What: Encounters with the fog and breaking into a clinic
When: poison fog day!
Where: Somewhere
Status: Pg-13 for language
( Is it bad I feel mostly numb? )

Who: Pete Wisdom and Neena Thurman
What: murdering pancakes
Where: The Original Pancake House
When: a few days ago
Status: complete doc
Rating: PG-13 for language, mentions of killing people

(  It’s called being a decent human being, you ought to try it sometime. )

Who: Hawke & Wisdom
What: Godfather proposals and a dragon
When: Same day as this
Where: A park (with a crater in it)
Rating/Warnings: Dragon slaying, bad language, taking the Maker's name in vain, bromance
Status: Complete

( I’ll do my best to help keep that bearded baby girl safe. And warm. )

Who: Pete & Lina
What: Setting the townhouse on fire Christmas morning thanks to one of Lina's dream items, and exchanging rings
When: Christmas morning
Where: Their partially burnt townhouse
Rating/Warnings: Pete's violence towards inanimate furniture and walls?? Cute, hilarious feels so not terrible
Status: Complete!

( I’m not going to let my hatred of fairies dissuade me from marrying a sorceress one day. )

Who: Hawke & Isabela, Pete & Lina
What: A brief evil mistletoe interlude during what we won't call 'a double date'
When: Tonight, I think!
Where: A reputable restaurant
Rating/Warnings: Wisdom and Hawke go gay for a few seconds, nbd
Status: Complete

( I don't care for cucumbers up my discharge pipe, Wisdom, don't be so flattered. )

who ororo & pete
what triggering a blizzard
when 12/16
where ororo’s apartment
warnings TRIGGER WARNING: parental death (in dreams), claustrophobia, grief.
status complete on posting

( .... )

Who: Wisdom & Hawke, secret British lovers except not
What: Bounty hunting excursion leads to the manifestation of blood magic
When: Tonight
Where: The Pink Passion, where you get all your Happy Ending needs
Rating/Warnings: Some violence, lots of language, mentions of illegal prostitution and substances
Status: Complete!

( Gods honest truth, it smelled like baby powder, cotton candy, and toilet water. )

Who: Hawke & Wisdom, with a darling performance from Gamlen and the Hawkes
What: Wisdom brings forth food and...well, legit wisdom
When: Tonight
Where: Low Town The Ghetto Hawke Estate
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of the Kardashians, approach with caution
Status: Complete!

( It’s better than bombs of knife-blade flatulence, I suppose. )

Who: Clint Barton (Hawkeye) and Pete Wisdom (Fuck Codenames)
What: A bit of purposeful stalking leads to potential Agency recruitment
When: Monday, I believe
Where: Clint's coffee shoppe of choice and beyond
Rating/Warnings: SNARK
Status: Complete

(  I would’ve expected something a little more blacked out car and shades than Mr GQ strolling up while I’m attempting to enjoy my mostly burnt but very tasty roast. )

who ororo & pete!
what baby news!
where a bar, of course!
when some time after he's found out his lady's preggers ;]
warnings alcohol, baby chitchats, nothing cray-cray
status completed!

( because there in that moment, Wisdom had been careening off in the stratosphere and lost in horrifying territory... )

Who: Wisdom & Wash
What: Running into each other while Pete's working, and then a business proposition
When: Wednesday night
Where: A shady-ass bar
Rating/Warnings: Mediumish; There's violence and gunshots and stuff
Status: Complete

( Turns out trying to decapitate someone using a skateboard deck was an excellent way to get blacklisted from just not one bar, but practically every respectable bar in the county. )

Who: Lina Inverse & Pete Wisdom
What: Pete is doomed finds out he's going to be a daddy
When: Today, this evening~
Where: Lina's parents house, somewhere in the Big Easy
Rating/Warnings: A+++++ for adorable, feels
Status: Complete!

( I owe you a TV. )

Who: Cinderbrations (Cindy & Garrus) plus one Pete Wisdom
What: Wedding planning and discussing the normalcy of life while turning household appliances into weapons of death
When: This evening, just posted early~
Where: Garrus and Cindy's humble abode
Rating/Warnings: Language, mostly
Status: Complete!

( Egg beaters with concealed razors. Now that was bloody adorable. )

Who: Pete Wisdom, Garrus Vakarian & Leliana (guest appearance from Guess the Fatso Cat)
What: Pete needs an intervention due to his downward spiral, and is given a glimmer of hope
When: Before the Shattered Sight plot
Where: Wisdom's townhouse
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of shady things and language, that's about it
Status: Complete!

( I told her I couldn’t do this. And I was right. )

Who: Pete Wisdom wisdoms & Dean Winchester dean
What: Brooding in a bar
When: Friday, July 24, night
Where: Dive Bar Which Needs No Name
Rating: Audience Discretion is Advised
Warnings: Drinking, discussion of character death, dudes who are sad.
Status: Closed/Completed GDoc

( Every day, he looked like Hell. )

Who: Pete Wisdom and Lina Inverse
What: Goodbyes before a sacrifice is made.
When: Tonight
Where: Outside of their townhouse
Rating/Warnings: Language mainly, end of times stuff, a sort-of-maybe character death, sads in the form of a severely broken-hearted Englishman
Status: Complete!

( But we’re damned if I don’t, and I’m the only one that’s damned if I do. )

Who: Lina & Neal, the three (now deceased) Chicago survivors, with Pete and Garrus at the end.
What: Teamwork leads to escaping, and a very near brush with death.
When: Tonight!
Where: Underground tunnels, somewhere in a far unincorporated area in the OC.
Rating/Warnings: High for all things bad. Death, gore, hostage situations, language, etc.
Status: Complete!

( To hell and back, I guess, together. )

Who: Pete & Lina
What: A delivery of crappy news.
When: idk, recently?? Last night?
Where: Pete's abode
Rating/Warnings: Medium, Lina and Pete are potty mouths, mentions of violence and terrible things, F for feels.
Status: Complete!

( Do you remember Chicago? )

Who: Peggy Carter & Pete Wisdom
What: A business dinner that is also Agency recruitment
When: UH Monday night, I think? After the thing with Kitty?
Where: Fancy Restaurant
Rating: Pretty low; some innuendo because it's Wisdom
Status: Complete

( And I would never make you do paper pushing. You would set that on fire in an instant. )

Who: Pete Wisdom, Leliana
What: Two classy people tying up loose ends of the recent crime wave.
When: Tonight!
Where: Law firm, then piano bar.
Rating/Warnings: Murder, blood, mentions of furry midget porn.
Status: Complete!

( And believe me, Mr. Wisdom, there certainly are worse things. You’ve never seen deaf clown porn, have you? )

Who: Lina Inverse & Pete Wisdom
What: A Waterfall of Blood Vomit, from Lina
When: Late Saturday
Where: Pete's townhouse
Rating: Medium for disturbing dream talk, blood, injuries, shower nudity
Status: Complete

( What happens though? If the world ends there, then what happens here? To you? )

Who: Team 'Stealth' aka Garrus, Pete Wisdom, and Rogue (and Cindy later on)
What: Getting Garrus's boo back
When: Late night
Where: Empty medical building where she's being held
Rating/Warnings: High for violence, gunshots, some gore, Pete's demon hell fingers, Rogue's southern belle snark
Status: Complete

( Garrus shaved today. )

Who: Pete Wisdom, Lina Inverse.
What: Things get set on fire during a date.
When: Tonight!
Where: Opera House/Performing Arts Center/Where Culture is Done
Rating/Warnings: R for sexy raunchy things before Pete burns everything down with his demon hell fingers.
Status: Complete!

( Well, I suppose it wouldn’t be a proper evening out for us if something didn’t catch fire, or if we didn’t run into a prostitute. )

Who: Alison Blaire and Pete Wisdom
What: Just two mutants getting a drink
Where: Local bar in Long Beach
When: Tuesday January 20th
Rating: PG-13 for language
Status: Complete when posted

(  I say we make it a tradition, though. To come out for drinks every time we reach a new milestone on our powers. )

Who: Pete Wisdom, Lina Inverse
What: Being drunk leads to bitching about past relationships and...spooning? Look a lot of alcohol was involved okay.
When: Tonight, January 21st.
Where: Some skeezy ass dive bar that serves excellent cheese fries.
Rating/Warnings: Language and two alcoholics.
Status: Complete!

( It’s like I’m turning into that person, you know? That person who is caught in this vicious cycle of self-loathing and finally begins to open up, only the person he trusts the most...leaves him. So the cycle begins again. )

Who: Pete & Rose
What: Drinks and a little late night fun
When: January 6th
Where: A club, then back to Rose’s flat!
Rating: PGish for smexy dancing and what happens after!
Status: Complete upon posting!

( Pete Wisdom, is there anything you’re not good at? )