Logs

Who: Garrus & Veronica
What: Veronica lets Garrus practice with a baby Liam~
When: Recently
Where: Veronica & Logan's Home
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low
Status: Complete!

( He hasn’t...peed in your mouth, has he? )

Who: Shepard, Xena, Garrus, Callisto and NPC!Cassandra
What: Operation getting Callisto's sister somewhere safe does not go according to plan.
When: Recently
Where: Around Orange County
Warnings: Violence

( Don’t worry, sweetheart, I’m with Xena, and we’re on plan F. )

Who: Wisdom & Vakarian
What: Garrus seeks Wisdom's wisdom (lolololol) about fatherhood
When: Today
Where: The Agency
Rating/Warnings: Language mostly, Pete drinking on the job like the role model he is
Status: Complete!

( Really, he just went with it throughout the whole experience. He did what he was told. Safer that way. )

Who: Aria & Garrus
What: Touring the Omega queen's latest business venture and discussing her inevitable asari change
When: Recently
Where: Afterlife
Rating/Warnings: Some language but overall tame
Status: Complete!

( I have been feeling wrong lately. This skin is wrong. Was that how you felt before you turned into a bird? )

Who: Shepard & Garrus
What: Catching each other up with some news
When: Probably this weekend
Where: Shepard's place
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( They’re banned from the Mako too already, by the way. You can’t take them on joyrides. )

Who: Garrus & Cindy Vakarian
What: An eventful first ultrasound, let's just say
When: Today
Where: OB Office
Rating/Warnings: Medical pregnancy-related things
Status: Complete!

( Promise you’ll still love me when I’m huge. )

Who: Cinderbrations (Cindy & Garrus)
What: Garrus gets every pregnancy test ever, and Cindy pees on a stick
When: Today!
Where: Their house
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low! Lots of feels and typical 'miracle of life' talk
Status: Complete

( Vomiting in solidarity with his expecting wife, why not? It was what romance was made of. )

Who: Cindy & Garrus Vakarian
What: Finally being able to relax after the Reapers have been defeated, and talking about the next step of life
When: Today
Where: The Vakarian Home
Rating/Warning: A lot of alien and human sperm talk here
Status: Complete!

( Cindy felt like she’d been waiting a million years, for this momentous occasion. )

Who: Shepard & Vakarian
What: Days after the Reaper invasion, Garrus finally finds Shepard
When: End of March
Where: Remote area where a shuttle hit
Rating/Warnings: Feels
Status: Complete!

( She'd lived. She hadn't expected to live. The laughter came again, and it hurt like hell. )

Who: Garrus & Gamora
What: Aliens discussing other aliens, and body changes
When: Today
Where: The Vakarian Household
Rating/Warnings: Low, nothing scandalous
Status: Complete!

( The cybernetic skeleton would likely come next, and she’d be even more of a cyborg than she was now. )

Who: The Vakarians (Garrus & Cindy) with the Cendrillon side of the family
What: Garrus comes out of the alien closet in front of Cindy's family, and causes the stepmother to faint
When: This past Sunday
Where: The Cendrillon Home
Rating/Warnings: Language, talks about frozen sperm, nothing awful!
Status: Complete!

( This here’s even better than the time Charlotte got caught stuffing her bra with kleenex to fill out her cotillion dress. )

Who: Garrus & Cindy Vakarian
What: Taking out a target Garrus has been tracking for awhile
When: Probably this week?
Where: Warehouse
Rating/Warnings: Mediumish for violence, creepy medical things, and black market organ stuff
Status: Complete

( Thanks, for doing this with me. There’s no one else I would have asked. )

Who: Wisdom & Vakarian - little Amelia too, and Lina at the end
What: The mistletoe strikes again while the dudes discuss a mission
When: Today
Where: Firestarter Home
Rating/Warnings: Language, hilarity
Status: Complete!

( Is this some kind of magical flying catnip for the cat? )

Who: Shepard & Vakarian
What: Discussing the Crucible and nudging Shepard for some downtime
When: Recent
Where: The Normandy
Rating/Warnings: Low!
Status: Complete!

( Here I thought you were doing something more healthy for your mental state, like taking a nap maybe? )

Who: The Vakarians (Cindy & Garrus)
What: Garrus sheds his human skin, quite literally
When: This morning
Where: Their home
Rating/Warning: Some shower nudity and talk about alien porn
Status: Complete!

( That's when she registered she wasn’t touching actual flesh but - something that felt scaly. )

Who: Three Princesses & an Alien
What: Garrus and Midna take care of their ailing darlings
When: Today
Where: The Vakarian Household
Rating/Warnings: There's a lot of nasty, bloody stuff and also some messing with IV equipment, needles, etc
Status: Complete

( Brofisting. He was doing it right. )

Who: Gale & Leliana Garrus
What: Adventures of running wedding errands and easing Gale's concerns
When: Today
Where: A stationary shop of sorts~
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( If hell rains from the skies around your big day, at least you know you didn’t mess up anything you could control - like your wedding invitations. )

Who: Midna & Garrus with puppy!Link
What: Garrus hits up the Twilight Princess for some magic jo-jo for his upcoming change
When: Recent
Where: Midna & Zelda's
Rating/Warnings: Family friendly~
Status: Complete!

( So while she was blue-skinned, with blood red eyes and messy orange locks pulled into an updo, she could still help a fellow blue person achieve a certain, distinct human look. With all his hair. )

Who: The Vakarians (Cindy & Garrus) with Veronica Mars
What: Cindy breaks out the pumpkin carriage of doom, shooting demons happen, all good things
When: Beginning of the Breach Plot
Where: Outside Shoegasm
Rating/Warnings: Violence, lots of it
Status: Complete!

( Ain’t no way some slime from the abyss was going to mess up the stock of Louboutin’s and kickass boots. )

Who: Garrus & Caleb
What: Meeting Techno, and Garrus getting a bit fatherly with Caleb
When: Before the Breach
Where: Caleb's apartment
Rating/Warning: Low
Status: Complete!

( Turian and human romances aren’t uncommon in my dreamworld, though chafing tends to happen. )

Who: Cuddlefishes (Neal & Garrus)
What: Taking Neal out on a night of Satan's Piss and Thai before baby #2 comes around
When: Tonight
Where: Their favored Thai place
Rating/Warnings: Low, mostly
Status: Complete!

( Don’t ask why he googled cankles, please. The Vakarian Google Search History was an odd thing to browse. )

Who: Shepard & Vakarian
What: Target practice with bottles, and a discussion on Palaven
When: Today
Where: Out in the woods~
Rating/Warning: It's tame
Status: Complete!

( The woods weren’t anything like his ‘favorite spot on the Citadel’ but this would do. )

Who: Cinderbrations (Garrus & Cindy)
What: Dextro-amino food scavenging and picking a getaway home on the Citadel
When: Tonight
Where: The Citadel, in ~space~
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low, mentions of alien sperm tho
Status: Complete!

( I got it for a good price, and the neighbors are quiet? )

Who: Wisdom & Vakarian
What: Calibrations Strategic discussions on preparing for an alien invasion
When: This morning
Where: The Agency
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Wisdom toasted the air with his coffee cup, yes, your sweetness brought a tear to the eye, Orange County. )

Who: Caleb & Garrus
What: Drinks are needed to discuss things
When: Recent
Where: One of the OC's many watering holes
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low, discussions on kidnapping
Status: Complete!

( People handle things their own way, at their own pace. )

Who: Shepard and Vakarian
What: Shepard gets a message and they go to investigate. A shoot out happens. Reapers were there.
When: Before the HG plot
Where: Other side of the galaxy
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13 for planetary destruction

( All this stuff just gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling. )

Who: Garrus & Cindy Vakarian
What: A foreboding discussion about the future
When: The night of his and Shepard's discovery
Where: Vakarian Household
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( And next time I Skype with the family in Georgia, I’ll gloss over details of what’s beyond Pluto. )

Who: Caleb, Hanna, Neal and Garrus
What: Rescuing Hanna (and Caleb) from Caleb’s past
When: 29 January
Where: NPC!Criminals’ cabin
Warnings: Kidnapping, Violence, NPC!Character death.
Status: Log | Complete

( How very action movies cliched of you. )

Who: Shepard and Vakarian
What: A life changing field trip to the Citadel
When: 1/28, late afternoon/evening OC time
Where: Space, the final frontier
Status: complete
Rating: PG-13
( Won’t that be a fun field trip for the kids? )

Who: Veronica & Garrus
What: Target practice
When: Recent!
Where: Shooting range
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( This whole time I thought you popped out of the womb shooting a gun. )

Who: Cuddlefishes (Neal & Garrus)
What: Mini-bonfire with discussions of wives dying and the next generation
When: Last night, probs
Where: The Vakarian Abode
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low, unless you're squeamish about alien testicles
Status: Complete!

( Meat and sweets roasting on an open fire with beer. No guns, no blood, no magical exorcism. )

Who: Garrus Vakarian & Caleb Rivers
What: Garrus does all the work helps Caleb build furniture
When: Recent! (sometime after Caleb moved on the 1st)
Where: Caleb's apartment
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Wait, you mean I could lose these precious locks? )

Who: Cinderbrations (Garrus & Cindy)
What: Sneaking away during the rehearsal dinner festivities at Oktoberfest
When: Today, day before their wedding
Where: OKTOBERFEST, YO
Rating/Warnings: Mostly on the low side
Status: Complete

( The count was now several hours until they were packed into the enforced walls of the Normandy-SR2 and off into the stars. )

Who: Garrus Vakarian & Caleb Rivers
What: Showing off the Normandy
When: Recentish
Where: SPACE
Rating/Warnings: Low~
Status: Complete!

( Is that how you met? At her shoe store? Did you need a new pair of heels? )

Who: Garrus Vakarian and Peggy Carter
What: Work-related conversations about weapons and recruitment
When: Not long after Shattered Sight
Where: Mid-September
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( You may bore me to death today, Garrus. )

Who: Cinderbrations (Cindy & Garrus) plus one Pete Wisdom
What: Wedding planning and discussing the normalcy of life while turning household appliances into weapons of death
When: This evening, just posted early~
Where: Garrus and Cindy's humble abode
Rating/Warnings: Language, mostly
Status: Complete!

( Egg beaters with concealed razors. Now that was bloody adorable. )

Who: Pete Wisdom, Garrus Vakarian & Leliana (guest appearance from Guess the Fatso Cat)
What: Pete needs an intervention due to his downward spiral, and is given a glimmer of hope
When: Before the Shattered Sight plot
Where: Wisdom's townhouse
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of shady things and language, that's about it
Status: Complete!

( I told her I couldn’t do this. And I was right. )

Who: Cuddlefishes (Neal + Garrus) and also Henry!
What: Painting like manly men, officially meeting Neal's son, and rootbeer
When: Tuesday
Where: Neal's place
Rating/Warnings: Not so much
Status: Complete

( Didn’t matter if the jaws of hell opened and unleashed demons and beasts, or if the skies tried to bring them destruction - they still found a way to carry on. )

Who: Emma Swan & Garrus Vakarian
What: Looking for Neal, Garrus runs into Emma instead
When: Right after Neal went on his journey to Boston
Where: The Ranch
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low!
Status: Complete!

( A lot of kids. Looking at him oddly. A teenage girl blew him a kiss. Garrus pretended he didn’t see that. )

Who: Cinderbrations (Garrus & Cindy)
What: Wedding planning is interrupted by the end of the world
When: Backdated to Sunday
Where: Their house
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low, for it being the apocalypse and all
Status: Complete

( So if this is the beginning, I have to wonder what the end’s going to look like. )

Who: Cuddlefish Bros (Neal + Garrus)
What: Checking on Neal, and getting him to talk about things over the salvaged beer (and apple desserts)
When: A little after him and Lina were rescued from certain doom
Where: Neal's house
Rating/Warnings: Medium; talk of hostage situations and death, oh, and bromantic feels~
Status: Complete

( Desperate times call for things you never thought you were ever capable of. And it doesn’t make you a monster. )

Who: Lina & Neal, the three (now deceased) Chicago survivors, with Pete and Garrus at the end.
What: Teamwork leads to escaping, and a very near brush with death.
When: Tonight!
Where: Underground tunnels, somewhere in a far unincorporated area in the OC.
Rating/Warnings: High for all things bad. Death, gore, hostage situations, language, etc.
Status: Complete!

( To hell and back, I guess, together. )

Who: Garrus and Shepard, and featuring Natasha Romanoff
What: Grand Theft SSV Normandy
Where: An "abandoned" Marine base in Orange County
When: Today!
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13

( Authorization code: Gamma Gamma Yankee Kasumi is a butt. )

Who: Cinderbrations (Garrus & Cindy)
What: Garrus meets the family.
When: Idk, this weekend~
Where: Georgia
Rating/Warnings: low!
Status: Complete!

( Living in sin? )

Who: Cuddlefishes (Neal & Garrus)
What: Neal's asks Garrus the Big Question, then they discuss the perks of marriage.
When: Let's say last night?
Where: Bar where they first met, it's very romantic, apologies extended to Ruby and Cindy~
Rating/Warnings: Bromance worthy of novels
Status: Complete!

( Obviously, he was asking his best friend to be his best man – and he wouldn't want anyone else to be there in that capacity for him on 'the big day.' )

Who: Rogue & Open to Cindy, Garrus, Pete, Neal, Lina, Elizabeth, Booker, and anyone who helped rescued Cindy and/or was invited by any of the aforementioned! & OTA?
What:FEAST OF AWESOME
When: Evening (posting early)
Where: A Taste of Home
Rating: food, drinks, approach with potential caution :P
Status: Open, Incomplete

( OMG THE FOOD )

Who: Team 'Stealth' aka Garrus, Pete Wisdom, and Rogue (and Cindy later on)
What: Getting Garrus's boo back
When: Late night
Where: Empty medical building where she's being held
Rating/Warnings: High for violence, gunshots, some gore, Pete's demon hell fingers, Rogue's southern belle snark
Status: Complete

( Garrus shaved today. )

Who: Shepard and Vakarian.
What: Finding names, kicking ass.
When: Before Cindy's house went boom.
Where: Crappy building, Outskirts of Town, CA.
Rating/Warnings: High, language and violence.
Status: Complete!

( Knock knock. Avon calling. )

Who: Cindy Cendrillon, Garrus Vakarian
What: Cindy's house is rigged to blow, Phase One of 'Let's Kill Garrus'
When: Today!
Where: Cindy's humble abode (now in fiery ruins), Huntington Beach.
Rating/Warnings: High, Explosions, Violence, a Big Mac, Feels.
Status: Complete!

( She was indestructible. He wasn’t. It was a heavy promise, but he’d keep it for as long as he could. )

Who: Cuddlefishes (Neal, Garrus, and their bromance). And Regina, in the end.
What: Doing a run for groceries and beer leads to getting run over. But they waste beer not.
When: Tonight!
Where: Generic Grocery Store
Rating/Warnings: Mild violence, blood, language, beer.
Status: Complete!

( You really are in love with me. )