the displaced; ic

I got so much time in the world, I'm just reading the shit that people are putting on these things.

And damn, a lot of you really like to liquor it up. How can you stand that crap? Why is the wooziness that comes with it so appealing as opposed to actually having a clear mind to think??

Hello, fellow out of time and universe people. This is Iris. You may remember me as the girl who decided to bury herself into a burrito in her room for days after her husband got taken away from this place.

I'm in this corner here of Not Knowing Anything About Middle Earth Other Than The Name of the Movies.

That being said, I'm tired of moping. Is there a good place on here for taking out your anger on? Ax-throwing competition? Beat a dummy to death? No drugs or alcohol, btw.

Heeeeey, you know what's also awesome and fun to drink around here??

CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM MILKSHAKES! Funky milkshake parties also need to be a thing, and my birthday is too far away into the futures, so this should happen, like.. right now. Whose birthday is coming up??

A GIANT THING MADE OF FLAMES ATTACKED ME AND STEVEN IN THOSE MINES. IT WAS HUGE AND SMELLED LIKE FART SULFUR OR BURNING OR WHATEVER! IT CHASED US ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE MOUNTAIN BUT THEN STOPPED.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

A quick check-in from me. Haven't been using tech while I've been out here. I'm unplugged or some shit.

I think I've done near explored every part of Middle Earth. Got into a couple of scuffles, but nothing serious. Nothing I couldn't handle. Anyone want anything from the more remote parts of this place? I'll do my best to grab it for ya.

Asgardians, Loki wants to be publicly embarrassed.

We went to the Misty Mountains today. The kids loved it, said it reminded them of Wolf Valley where our home was in our world. I'm not surprised. It's a beautiful view.

( Cut for a photo of Charlie Weasley )

CHARLIE WEASLEY:

And I don't just meant the scenery.

WHO: Johanna Mason & John Murphy
WHEN: the 15th
WHERE: Fangorn Forest
WHAT: Murphy and Johanna go camping. They have a conversation that is a prelude to their stupid public fight a few days later.
WARNINGS: Language, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
STATUS: gdoc, done

( Hey, I found the safest place to keep all our tenderness. It's here in the smallest bones, the feet and the inner ear It's such enormous thing to walk and to listen )

Hypothetical question. If someone wanted to speak to someone about issues, where would they go? Is there like a professional or a head doctor? Not like physical issues, the other kind.

Optional* Magic** Survey***

*As in, please don't bother messaging me if it's secretive and you don't want to discuss. Just don't discuss? That's fine.

**Replying to say you have no magical ability or contact with magic where you're from is equally unnecessary.

***Feel free to respond publicly or privately. Private answers will be held in confidence.

1. Do you have the capability to use magic or regularly come into contact with magic? Is there a title you prefer like wizard, magician, psychic, etc?

2. How would you describe the nature of your abilities? For example, is it over a specific element, do you have a particular discipline or scope?

3. How do you manifest your magical abilities? For example, do you use a wand, hand gestures, spoken word, magical texts, spell ingredients, a combination, or none of the above?

4. Are you willing to share your magical knowledge or be called upon to come to someone's aid? Do you have limitations to how much help you're willing to provide or information willing to share?

5. Is there any interest in forming a group, council or coven to continue this conversation?


Thank you for your time.

Anyone have any recommendations on what to do while we're here? Pizza was my biggest thing, tbh.

[ FILTERED TO IANTO JONES ]
Okay, so I have the sexiest looking filing structure program you've ever seen ready to convert your library files into plain text and file them according to subject matter and whatever parameters you want to set up.

We can set it to auto-sort your Atlantis files from that external hard drive and I have a portable version that we can take with us when we start hitting up whatever libraries you have on your list for Middle Earth. It saves you a step by scanning and sorting all at once.

TO: [Charles Xavier] [Warren Worthington III] [Bobby Drake]
CC: [Jean Grey]
FROM: [Scott Summers]
SUBJECT: Status update : baby

( You have one message! )

[Ororo Monroe (616), Logan Howlette, Rogue (616) + email chain]

Since Scott emailed the others, I wanted you three to know next: we're having a boy.

I'm not fond of boats. I believe I'll proceed with that motion sickness shot.

[Roy Mustang]
Sir, what do you make of this?

HARRY POTTER & GINNY WEASLEY

Are the two of you busy at present?

WHO: Leia Organa Solo, Anakin Solo, Jacen Solo
WHEN: Back on Jan. 29 shortly after Jaina's disappearance.
WHERE: Climbing wall.
SUMMARY: Jaina's gone and the Solos who are left seek one another out.
WARNINGS: None, really.

( And he'd gotten his hopes up, he knew that.  )

Is there a man by the name of Balthier here? Or a young Hume named Penelo?

I'm on a boat. In the past.

At least it's not sinking.