the displaced; ic

I've been meaning to talk to you about something. [...] My lightsabers. Can we talk?

Do you want to talk about it, or do you want me to pretend I didn't notice?

So are we acknowledging it or ignoring it? I just want to know if I should be finding a cake or if someone else has found one or what.

Something that's been bothering me about our newest visitor. We know who she is, but what's her endgame? How do the missing animals or dreams play into that? Is this an attempt to create her own kingdom or something else?

Any ideas? It could be the key to stopping her.

After running several factors, we believe we're dealing with a fairytale character who has a Disney version.

Our current theory is Maleficent. She fits all the criteria.

Hey Googler,

What do you have on her?

It appears as though several among our staff have been altered. Please check in here to let us know if you are among those affected and we'll ensure coverage for your position.

Are you able to create portals for Dr. Chakrabarti to see patients?

Can you guys be on call in case we need backup at the Bureau?

We don't know how many people might end up needing to go. We don't know if we're going to be attacked again, but I'd like to make sure we have people on our side. Those of you with bigger powers — looking at you Danvers — may end up stationed at exits just in case it gets by everyone else. If you've got suggestions for others, let me know.

We're working on negotiations to get down to Paraguay to see if we can get inside that building, take a look at the fresh scene and what it looks like. I'm not going to lie, if it's anything like the aftermath we found here, it's going to be a bloody mess. If your stomach's a little on the light side, let me know. Do not compromise this by whining. I will not hesitate to fire you if that happens.

Anyone with computer experience, I'd like to get you all working on grabbing every image, video, and audio leak we can find. More than that, I want to look into other potential military bases getting hit with strange and sudden shut downs. I want all of them, even if they've been decommissioned in a property ceremony.

I'm probably going to need a raincheck on that vacation.

I'm sure we're all exhausted by this whole thing, but Fleur's gone. Yes, I'm fine. No, you don't have to give me sad looks across the room. Yes, I will throw my hand at you if you do it anyway. I'm good. It's happened before, so it's not really something new. It sucks, but it's not new.

So it looks like I can hang that picture up now. My wife was sent home and no one else is here to give a shit.

I think the youth these days are calling people in my position "bad news bears". It's my least favourite role, but apparently it's mine. I'm sorry, love.

I know I can count on your discretion.

But how theoretically open would you be to my renting out a room for something a little more personal?

I don't know how anyone will feel about this, but I'm letting you know that I'm moving out of the mansion. With Artoo, of course. We've moved in with Aphra at her place.

Artoo and I want to thank everyone we lived with for their hospitality— or in Sabine's case, for keeping it interesting.

Look what I got you!

Two things.

1. When are you going to tell them you're moving out?

2. Your ass looks phenomenal today. Have you been doing Force squats or something?

So um, I know the employeed discount on food is useful and all, but would anyone have any objections if I quit Doose's?