the displaced; ic

Texas is way too quiet. How do you all sleep without the sound of people shouting at all hours of the night or trains going across the tracks? Or the taxis laying on their horns?

RAVEN DARKHOLME

So. Thanksgiving. Is it a thing you do? I'll have you know that I can whip up one mean turkey. I give it a little bit of a kick. Great for sandwiches after too. Or are you more into ham on Thanksgiving?

Or are you vegetarian? I probably should have noticed this by now. If you are, totes sorry about that, but I can work with vegetarian.

Hey, so like, am I supposed to find like... a guardian? Is that the next part of this test? It's getting old. Should I put up wanted ads? Kind of like Mary Poppins except for someone to live with instead of a nanny?

I'll make one up.

Won't sing though.

Or should I just have the military putting me in touch with Shakira. Actually, that's probably not the worst idea. The normal number isn't working. Does anyone have the phone number for Shakira?

So I don't know if this is yet another "see if a Russo will crack" experiment or the truth or what have you, but you know what? I've got all the time in the world. I'M GAME.

BRING ON THE DOMINOS AND THE QUARANTINE.

PS; Nice fancy looking facebookie thing you all have here in Texas.