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does anyone really need all this crap they're selling for kids going to school?? not trying to make a social commentary or nothing, just wondering if i gotta buy groot 10 different size notebooks or whatever

Someone broke into Darth Vaper last night. Smashed the sign outside. Anyone know anyone who might have a thing against Darth Vader puns?

The trouble with cold cases and this place seems to be that your witnesses are really hard to track down.

Thankfully the internet is forever.

Sherlock

I think Clyde and Bonnie might be mating. Decision on if they should or should not have babies?

Thank [insert preferred deity here] I can talk like a normal person again, jeez.

Sorry Michael!

So that's what those memory dumps feel like.

I can say without fail, I'm not a fan.

I think I should get a pet. But something... not furry. Maybe a gecko or a bearded dragon or a goldfish.

Also last night, I had a dream a little green man took me onto his ship. I blame all these Crash Day things, because I haven't done LSD in well over a year.

It just occurred to me that I'mg going to have to job hunting for the first time in probably years.

Damnit.

While I am about to embark upon my own search for a job, I am curious to know what others have come to do here and how it relates to what you did previously, in your own worlds and timelines.

So after sleeping for a solid 16 hours I started digging around on the internet. And found movies.

That probably sounds sketchy.

I found movies that include parts of my life.

It turns out my life is an alternate ending. So that's... cool. I guess. Not really.

Is this normal? Does this sort of thing exist for everyone?

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» Yo where do you work??



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» Have you talked to that John Watson guy??

To those that came out to the opening of Once Upon a Pie - thank you and keep coming back to give me more of your money.

For those of you that didn't come out - what's wrong with you? My apple pie is delicious.

We're open from 9 AM to 5 PM every day, except for Sundays. We're closed Sundays. We offer catering services in addition to our baked goods and coffee, as well and fresh ingredients for more of the magically inclined in a special section in the back.

[ FILTERED TO BONNIE/LOKI/VALKYRIE + FAMILY ]
If any of you would like a job, I'm looking for cashiers and servers. And someone to overlook the magical section in the back when I'm not around.

Because I was just thinking 'You know I need Bob, the training dummy, I miss him'.

That's exactly what I expected this universe to spit out with a bow on it.

Sherlock, I may need help getting this home.

Alright. I need everyone to level with me.

Most embarrassing video on youtube about you or doppleganger-you. Go.

Cuz this? What is this lady even doing with my voice? What is this song?

filter: joan watson & jessie pinkman

Now that enough time has passed: do you feel settled in properly now?

filter: trish walker & carol danvers

I'd like to thank the pair of you again for your efforts on the ship, re: the meetings. Furthermore, there was a place I attended regularly here, and I'd extend the information to you both should you desire it. [ Location & Times ]

Zoo's still here. No one turned it into a Walmart. I know, you were all very concerned.

[SHERLOCK HOLMES (E) AND JOAN WATSON]

My aunt's house is here. I know we talked about maybe me living with you guys, but... My aunt gave me the house. And my parents took it away from me, then I had all that money from ... my "job" so I bought it back. It's kind of special. Maybe if I'm hang out late nights, I'll stay with you guys.

I love you guys, just so you know.

Is it alright to give the Pokemon names?

The spa is nice. Haven't had much luck catching Pokemon so far, though. At the moment, I have what appears to be an aggressive looking kangaroo, some kind of blue water bug, and purple crab.

Gotta say, as much as I love a good brawl, that was hell. I'm finding that the mindless relaxing is not blockin' out the screams so well. Think I might need a hobby. Or a job that they don't pay you for.

...Are those the same thing?

Anyway, anyone need a singer or a dancer or an actress? Hell, at this point, I'd settle for almost anything that'll keep me distracted.

I want to give my thanks to all the medical professionals and volunteers that came together and assisted in the medbay during this time. You all worked hard to keep the passengers stable with limited resources, and I'm sure a great number of people here are grateful for the help. And for whoever's ear I screamed into when the robo-doc near us sprung back to life, I'm sorry. You won't be experiencing ringing in the ears anymore than a few minutes after that.

Also, just a general thank you to everyone who has been helping out. This is probably old hat to you guys, but it's rare form for someone who just got here recently, and has lived her life in Gotham, the city where everyone is in it for themselves only.

Filter: Roy Harper

Now that everyone with small cuts and bruises are taken care of and the robots got everyone else, I'm coming over, and I want to stay in bed for the rest of the day. How's Lian doing?

Cruise Prom happens on St. Patrick's Day?

I always black out on St. Patrick's Day.

Good thing I'm staying in with my roommate and watching Sylvester Stallone overstay his welcome.

WHO: Jesse Pinkman and Joan Watson
WHEN: After just after Atlantis.
WHERE: Joan's suite.
WHAT: Jesse and Joan give the turtles a bath and Jesse somehow manages to make it sad.
WARNINGS: Talk of addiction and overdose.
STATUS: gdoc, finished!

( Make a little birdhouse in your soul. )

You know, I never really got the whole Lord of the Rings obsession, but I have to admit Middle Earth is pretty fucking awesome. This has been a fun stop.

Sherlock & Jesse

So, just a few days left, any destinations we want to hit again, or make sure we go to?

I'm almost curious if there are just normal elven robes we can buy somewhere.

Tomorrow's Valentine's.

Maybe an elf will kiss me.

My luck, it'll be a bearded lady dwarf.

Can we get a sitrep on how many seriously injured we've got?

Do we got enough medical supplies? If not what are we needing?

Are we all accounted for?

ETA: We do got some healers on board. If you wanna use their services you might wanna check in with them.

Natural suspicion and slight sea-sickness aside, Bonnie and Clyde seem to be enjoying their little honeymoon cruise. Clyde seems less enthused about his outfit but it seemed important to keep his shell covered. Bonnie, like a proper girl, just likes playing dress up.

I'm very tempted to get a set of sea life cosy's for them now.

Stating the obvious aside: we've made another jump. Some of you remember (and would like to forget) the Prettiest Star space cruise ship. This one is on water this time. From what I can tell, it's a luxury cruise ship. Most of what I've seen seems familiar to cruise ships on Earth, but who knows so make sure you're careful until we know exactly what we're dealing with.

Check in on this post and see if your friends are here.

It's certainly not been a usual festive period, but change isn't all bad.

JESSE

I don't know if you have plans, but how do you feel about Christmas dinner the night after Christmas?

SHERLOCK (elementary)

I see Clyde has a friend. Of the female variety. Are we taking up breeding or is this a new experiment in socialisation?

SINGULARITY

Did you get the gift I left for you?

who sherlock & joan
what reunion!
where outside her quarantine room
when after she's arrived
warnings TW: REFERENCES TO DRUG ADDICTION/RECOVERY/RELAPSE

( ... )

Santa. Who?

Am I naughty or nice? Worried.

I decorated.

[Image attached]

I'm lights for the play! This is awesome!!

[Sherlock Holmes (elementary) & Joan Watson]

Are you guys doing Thanksgiving? I don't know where to go.

So, after I poked my nose into some of Sherlock's work, he advised I get in touch about that good word you offered him for a job? Who do I need to talk to and are bribes required?

And thank you, for the offer at all.

So, dimensions and portals and ... alternate worlds. That's a thing now? I'm not sure I buy all this.

But fine. Quarantine, for two days. What's the recommendations for TV?