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Call me a traditionalist, but there's something about the holidays that makes me miss how we did things back home.

For instance, at Avengers Academy, my school, every year we had a campus-wide easter egg hunt. But after M.O.D.O.K. got really into egg-based IEDs, plastic eggs weren't allowed anymore. So it became a new tradition.

There are 150 miniature bottles of alcohol hidden on this ship.

Game on.

(ETA: Also I should add these bottles are purely for display purposes only. Though they are unopened)

My track record in space leaves much to be desired. If my history is in a mood to repeat itself, I apologize in advance for any stowaways, shipwrecks, or universe altering events due to lack of group cohesion that may occur. But it all works out. Mostly.

Hey so...

Does anyone else get panic attacks things about stars and the vastness of space? And just how small and tiny we are and how at ANY MOMENT something in the universe that happened billions of years ago could JUST affect us now?

So like.. about this space cruise?

How's a space unicorn different than a regular unicorn? Is it just that it breathes in space? Can we now breathe in space?

[Filtered To Louie]

Hi, sweetie.

I know we haven't spent much time together since I arrive here. I'd like to change that. I know you're living with Goofy, but McDuck Manor showed up with me when I arrived here.

Would you maybe mind coming to stay with me a few nights a week? Or whatever works best for you? I never really realized just how big this place was before.

...I know we're from different times and I just got back where you're from, but I'd really love to get to know you, Louie.

[Filtered To Goofy]

I need some advice.

I want Louie to get to know me better, but I have no idea how to be a parent. Being stuck on the moon for a decade, I miss, well everything of the boys growing up. I've had some time with them back home, but Louie doesn't remember that. You're such a good dad, Goofy, and you've done such a wonderful job raising Max on your own.

How do you do it? Parent, I guess.

Also, McDuck Manor showed up with me, and I'd love if you and Louie maybe came and stay with me, even if it's only a few days a week.

Normally, I'd be fascinated by alternate dimension travel and getting put in this interesting body (no feathers, no beak, and I have great hair!). And yeah, there's a part of me that does think that getting pulled to Texas is pretty cool.

But I just got back to my family back home. I don't like the thought of being away from them again. I've already missed so much time with them.

Though apparently, my Uncle's house showed when I did, so I guess that's good.

I should introduce myself, though. I'm Della Duck.