Logs

Who: Lina & Edward
What: Dating advice over cheesesteaks
When: Not long after Ed came back from Spring break, sometime in April
Where: Lina and Pete's
Rating/Warnings: It's tame
Status: Complete!

( Did there have to be big declarations of love or something stupid like that? )

Who: Isabela & Lina
What: Making Hawke's wedding ring, while the pirate and sorceress become nostalgic about the black market
When: Sometime last week
Where: The Firestarter Fortress (Lina & Pete's place)
Rating/Warning: Some talk of their past professions, but nothing terrible
Status: Complete!

( No more running, and if she decided to sail off into the sunset she was going to take Hawke with her. )

Who: Firestarters (Pete & Lina)
What: Tending to the adorably rotund fiancee and making plans for the delivery room
When: Sunday evening
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low, talk of childbirth?
Status: Complete

( The motherhood look carried well with her, and made her less of 'Little Tits' and more 'Some Tits.' )

Who: Magius and Lina
What: Exchanging notes over milk and eclairs
Where: That Place
When: Late March
Status: Complete!
Rating: Low

( Most things that science can do, so too can magic. It takes some learning, but it can be done. )

Who: Leon & Lina, featuring Guess the Cat (but a human in Leon's eyes)
What: Returning a set of long lost shoes
When: Yesterday
Where: The Wisdom-Inverse Fireproof Abode
Rating/Warnings: Sass, and Guess likes testicles??
Status: Complete!

( You want something to drink or not, douchebag? )

Who: Caleb & Lina
What: Fighting an evil spirit from Caleb's past. NBD
When: Today sometime after running into Raven
Where: Magic Guild
Rating/Warnings: Some minor violence but pretty low
Status: Complete!

( You okay? Or are you having some kind of mentally constipated moment? )

Who: Nealbear & Linabean
What: Dark One Discussions and baby names, because the two clearly go together
When: This evening
Where: Neal's car, viewing the beach
Rating/Warnings: Lowish
Status: Complete!

( There’s always more than what’s in plain sight, and there’s always something we’re missing. A crucial piece of information. It’d be too easy otherwise, and this place doesn’t always give us easy. )

WHO: Emma & Lina
WHEN: Late Feb
WHERE: Lina and Pete's place
WHAT: Talks about babies, magic, the future nightmares and oreos. Pregnant ladies bonding.
RATING/WARNINGS: Zilch
STATUS: Complete

( They were working on baby-proofing. Fire-proofing. OC-proofing, if possible, and it probably wasn’t but they’d try. )

Who: Lina & Edward
What: Checking in on the other midget while he's hospitalized
When: Last month sometime
Where: Hospital Courtyard
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Every damn time I think the stone is in reach it slips out of my hands one way or another. )

Who: Pete & Lina
What: Naming their spawn and feeling movement
When: Yesterday evening
Where: The New Fireproof Wisdom-Inverse Home
Rating/Warnings: Language with loads of cute
Status: Complete!

( We’ll give you your aunt’s name as a middle name, Amelia, and she’s only slightly mad. )

Who: Veronica & Lina
What: Froyo date interrupted by mutts
When: Today
Where: Parking lot outside frozen yogurt shop
Rating/Warnings: Violence against monkey mutts
Status: Complete!

( That’s it. I’m never getting froyo with you again. )

Who: Kanan & Lina
What: Breaking in the newcomer with some subtle (gasp) magic demonstrations
When: Before the SH plot
Where: A reputable pub without cigarette smokiness
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( Sorry I missed your funeral. )

Who: Wash and Lina
What: Wash wakes up shot in the back and calls Lina for help
Where: Wash's apartment
When: Early morning, last Thursday
Ratings/Warnings Medium to high for lots of blood, dream violence and language
Status: Complete!

( The biggest issue had been the smell )

Who:Ed and Lina
What:Chatting and such
When:During the wish plot
Warnings:None
STATUS: complete

( Classiest mug I ever did see. )

Who: Lina & Zatanna
What: Witchy godmother proposals over grilled cheese, and walking through pocket dimensions - a typical Friday in the OC
When: Today
Where: A park (that does not have a crater in it)
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( You probably don’t want to use the porta-potti here, do you? )

Who: Pete & Lina
What: Setting the townhouse on fire Christmas morning thanks to one of Lina's dream items, and exchanging rings
When: Christmas morning
Where: Their partially burnt townhouse
Rating/Warnings: Pete's violence towards inanimate furniture and walls?? Cute, hilarious feels so not terrible
Status: Complete!

( I’m not going to let my hatred of fairies dissuade me from marrying a sorceress one day. )

Who: Hawke & Isabela, Pete & Lina
What: A brief evil mistletoe interlude during what we won't call 'a double date'
When: Tonight, I think!
Where: A reputable restaurant
Rating/Warnings: Wisdom and Hawke go gay for a few seconds, nbd
Status: Complete

( I don't care for cucumbers up my discharge pipe, Wisdom, don't be so flattered. )

Who: Emma Swan & Lina Inverse
What: Bonding over their wombs being occupied
When: Recent!
Where: Mediterranean Restaurant
Rating/Warnings: Low, unless preggo talk scares you
Status: Complete!

( Like, was that a baby or a potato? )

Who: Veronica & Lina
What: Chitchat about Veronica's career move~
When: Recent
Where: The Agency
Rating/Warnings: Relatively tame
Status: Complete!

( And what the hell was with the banana? )

Who: Neal and Lina
What: There's important news to share
When: Tonight?
Where: Lina and Pete's townhouse
Rating/Warnings: It's low, just lots of FEELS and pregnancy hormones
Status: Complete

( They’d just be one big dysfunction-junction family. )

Who: Lina & Edward
What: Awkwardness about boobs while watching Finding Nemo
When: Last Friday
Where: The townhouse
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Ed didn’t even realize he gave a damn about a girl, but apparently he did. )

Who: Wash & Lina
What: The Shagmobile has a new owner, sob
When: Last week sometime
Where: Lina and Pete's Townhouse
Rating/Warnings: Low, just your generic potty mouths
Status: Complete!

( I know you won’t fuck me over; I can find out where you live in less than ten minutes and rob you blind. )

Who: Alyssa Hamilton & Lina Inverse
What: Paying a visit to discuss Alyssa's complicated love life
When: Last week sometime
Where: Alyssa's house
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( Besides, I have a cat to take care of now. Even if I wanted to pass out, he’d eat me. )

Who: Neal Cassidy & Lina Inverse
What: Neal's gonna be an uncle, nbd
When: Monday
Where: Casa de Cassidy-Swan
Rating/Warnings: EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOONS...of cute. AKA, low
Status: Complete!

( Did you get another cat or something? )

Who: Lina Inverse & Pete Wisdom
What: Pete is doomed finds out he's going to be a daddy
When: Today, this evening~
Where: Lina's parents house, somewhere in the Big Easy
Rating/Warnings: A+++++ for adorable, feels
Status: Complete!

( I owe you a TV. )

Who: Lina Inverse & Veronica Mars
What: A somewhat failed attempt at a girl's night out
When: Recent. Last night, prolly~
Where: A restaurant's bar
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Can we discuss your complicated relationship woes instead of what could or could possibly not be occupying my uterus? )

Who: Lina Inverse, Naga the Serpent & Commander Shepard
What: Finding the Frozen King of the North and contributing to climate change, woops
When: Today
Where: THE ARCTIC~
Rating/Warnings: S for sass
Status: Complete!

( I'm right behind you. )

Who: Katou, Lina and Zatanna
What: Katou gets his soul binded to his body.
When: Last weekend.
Where: The Magic Guild
Warnings/Rating: Low, Some references to child abuse and past drug use.
Status: Complete

( Go Team! )

Who: Lina Inverse & Edward Elric
What: Cleaning up Ed's chimera lab
When: Recent, idk
Where: Ed's Lab of ~Science~
Rating/Warnings: Low, mentions of violence but that's it
Status: Complete!

( Don’t dwell on the could-haves and what-ifs, Ed. You’re just wasting your time. )

Who: Lina & Wash
What: A perilous journey to ice cream, featuring bozos, a couple guns, magic, and hotdogs
When: Last night
Where: Outdoors, by a little convenience store
Rating/Warnings: A little bit of violence, a little bit cussing
Status: Complete!

( Just knock him out if you can - I think he already pissed himself. )

Who: Lina Inverse & Neal Cassidy
What: EXPLOSIONS. Actually, no violence. Just the two of them hanging out in the Shagmobile and stuffing their faces
When: Recent!
Where: Not far from the beach
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( You know, the date of when we left is creeping up on us - can you believe it’s almost been a year? )

Who: Lina Inverse & Edward Elric
What: Seeing each other after Lina's absence and helping Ed deal with his problems
When: Earlier this month
Where: The Ranch and then some diner thing not far from it, 'cause noms
Rating/Warnings: If you're triggered by a teenager doing violent things, then this mentions it
Status: Complete!

( Sometimes a verbal bitchslap of realization was necessary, and she was the happy deliverer. Tough love with a dash of sweetness. )

Who: Lina & Zee
What: Discussing the aftermath of their failed spell sealing, girl talk, feels
When: Recent! This past week, or so
Where: The Agency
Rating/Warnings: Language, mostly
Status: Complete!

( Magic, powerful magic, is never free. )

Who: Leon Orcot and Lina Inverse
What: Leon's forced to arrest a madwoman who wreaked public havoc.
When: Today~
Where: Park in Costa Mesa
Rating/Warnings: Sass, Satan accusations, Michael Bay explosions.
Status: Complete!

( I think that girl just blew up the park. )

Who: Peggy Carter and Lina Inverse
What: Peggy catches Lina in the middle of a prank
Where: The Agency
When: Before the Giga Slave plot
Rating: PG
Status: Complete

( Now to be sent to the (principal’s) Director’s office )

Who: Pete Wisdom and Lina Inverse
What: Goodbyes before a sacrifice is made.
When: Tonight
Where: Outside of their townhouse
Rating/Warnings: Language mainly, end of times stuff, a sort-of-maybe character death, sads in the form of a severely broken-hearted Englishman
Status: Complete!

( But we’re damned if I don’t, and I’m the only one that’s damned if I do. )

Who: Lina & Zee, with a debut appearance from the Lord of Nightmares
What: Attempts at sealing the Giga Slave go very wrong
When: This evening
Where: Vacant area, away from any city limits
Rating/Warnings: Language, blood and slight creepiness
Status: Complete!

( Existence that summons oblivion must return to oblivion. )

Who: Veronica & Lina
What: Beer, froyo, and some heart-to-heart talks.
When: Recent? Friday night, maybe?
Where: Bar where they first met~
Rating/Warnings: Low
Status: Complete!

( Everyone’s got their own baggage - just don’t let it ruin something good for you. )

Who: Nealbear & Linabean
What: Blowing up the place they were taken hostage, the old fashioned way
When: This evening (just posted early!)
Where: Empty, unincorporated area of the OC
Rating/Warnings: Explosions, mentions of killings, torture, etc. But explosions, because it's them. And feels.
Status: Complete!

( I understood how you felt more than ever. )

who buffy & lina!
what/where cemetery bonding!
when early on in the hellmouth plot
warnings language, death chit-chat, pg-13!

( ... )

Who: Naga & Lina
What: Breakdowns about Amelia and the end of the world in dreams.
When: Idk, recent? Tonight?
Where: Naga's abode
Rating/Warnings: End of the world talks, but that's it
Status: Complete

( You’re not supposed to lose. )

Who: Booker & Lina
What: Discussions of moving out and brain tumor things.
When: Before the Spider ravaged the OC and stepped on every Best Buy
Where: What's soon to be just Rogue & Booker's house
Rating/Warnings: Lowish
Status: Complete!

( You don’t even have to give me the puppy eyes to help you move. )

Who: Lina & Neal, the three (now deceased) Chicago survivors, with Pete and Garrus at the end.
What: Teamwork leads to escaping, and a very near brush with death.
When: Tonight!
Where: Underground tunnels, somewhere in a far unincorporated area in the OC.
Rating/Warnings: High for all things bad. Death, gore, hostage situations, language, etc.
Status: Complete!

( To hell and back, I guess, together. )

Who: Neal Cassidy and Lina Inverse, guest starring the three Chicago Survivors (Big Foot, Tiddles, and No Name)
What: Kidnapping that coincides with Lina's monthly inability to do magic.
When: Tonight!
Where: Supermarket parking lot to grab Neal, then Wisdom's townhouse
Rating/Warnings: High for language, violence, mentions of certain herbal remedies, and a butt plug
Status: Complete!

( This ain’t just about Joylock, kid. You’ll see what we mean when we make you as pretty as we are. )

Who: Lina & Loki
What: Discussing possible apocalyptic scenarios over a breakfast feast.
When: Beginning of the Hellmouth plot~
Where: Denny's, reigning champ of respectable breakfast shindigs
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low
Status: Complete!

( Is anyone actually equipped to deal with hell on earth? )

Who: Ed & Lina
What: A bit of sisterly advice to a troubled shorty.
When: Backdated to when Ed went MIA
Where: Guild HQ
Rating/Warnings: Low!
Status: Complete!

( And don’t you want that? To be happy? )

Who: Naga & Lina
What: Attempts at friendliness and Lina discovers who Naga's little sister is.
When: Backdated to Naga's shameless drunk texts.
Where: That big boobed bitch's place.
Rating/Warnings: Low, mostly!
Status: complete!

( You knew I was coming, you idiot. Put some damn clothes on. )

Who: Pete & Lina
What: A delivery of crappy news.
When: idk, recently?? Last night?
Where: Pete's abode
Rating/Warnings: Medium, Lina and Pete are potty mouths, mentions of violence and terrible things, F for feels.
Status: Complete!

( Do you remember Chicago? )

Who: Kitty & Lina
What: Lina asks Kitty for a favor, and the two talk about stuff.
When: Recent!
Where: Agency HQ.
Rating/Warnings: Nothing scandalous, nah.
Status: Complete!

( Nice explosions, sure you aren’t a mutant? You’d fit right in with the destructive tendencies. )

Who: Veronica & Lina
What: Booze and a puppy.
When: Recent!
Where: Local bar with eats.
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low aside from mentions of murder?
Status: Complete!

( Careful, he might just follow you home. )