Knowhere IC

Who: Martha Jones, Rose Tyler
What: Because sometimes you need a proper doctor
Where: Ten/Handy's TARDIS
When: June 16, Day 1 of Tropes Plot, after this
Rating/Warnings: TBD
Status: In-progress Incomplete due to character drop

( Rose's day did not start off well. )

Cosmo is okay, but this is all too strange. Cosmo thinks it has something to do with the Cortex. Device was removed from Cortex and then all this happenink. We will fix, do not worry.

Please also check in on this post. Let Cosmo know what happenink to you or friends. We keep track and make sure everyone is back to normal when over.

This is so unfair! Everyone else has fun, weird stuff happening to them and I get nothing! Seriously Giant Head universe? Nothing at all? Give me a break!

[Private to Everybody Except Mels]

Right. So, if you come across somebody who looks like this, responds to the name Mels and/or is looking for the Doctor, play dumb and pretend you don't know who the Doctor is or where to find him.

Oh yeah, and don't let her know I'm the Doctor. Until further notice, refer to me as 'the Professor'.

Long story short, River Song reverted to her previous regeneration, Mels, who was raised from an infant to assassinate me. She's been trained to recognize all my past faces, but she wouldn't know this one. I'm trying to keep her contained in the TARDIS for as long as I can. but I've got to trick her into trusting me. Got it? Good. I don't feel like repeating myself.

[Private Mels]

Mel? Are you there? Can you read this?

This is an announcement from Medical.

We are attempting to keep a record of who have de-aged, gained abilities, lost memories or have otherwise been altered. If you could please alert us to your statuses, we would appreciate it. It will assist us in responding faster should anything happen.

Additionally, if you are in need of a doctor, please contact us. Someone will be in the medbay at all times.

Thank you.

[Medical]

Quick question: What could cause sudden visual hallucinations, and how dangerous is it? I know we can't rule out whatever is turning people into children or dolls or the general madness that's happening, but I figured I would ask.

[Observatory Security]

Calling out of work until further notice. Hope the lot of you are faring better.

I'm not waking up. I can't. Is something wrong with me? I'm still here.

I've got two hearts. This is brilliant! Look at me. I'm jogging in place. Well, don't look at me, because I don't have the video feed on, but just imagine it, because it's exactly what I'm doing at this precise moment. Medical, I am quite pleased to give your bed back to you. I'll be moving into the TARDIS for the time being. Not sure if this will last, mind you. Feels a bit wibbly wobbly. This future, I mean. Entirely in flux.

Allons-y!

{ooc: posted shortly after this}

( Whovians & Residents of Twelve's TARDIS + 10.5, 9 and excluding The Master/Mels )

( Whovians excluding the Master/Mels )

What year is it though?

As Pepper pointed out, the passports aren't working. A couple of us are working on them, trying to figure out a way to create more and possibly add more features to them. No luck thus far and we've encountered a problem with the Continuum Cortex. We're in need of someone with X-Ray tech (or vision, is that a thing we have here?) to help us out for a couple hours. The stuff we have down in the Med Bay isn't portable, so no luck there.

Who:Ed, Roy, Martha Jones
What:Medical checkovers and arguing military dogs.
When:Today
Where:Said medical area
Warnings:Idk yet!

( Ed was feeling physically awful )

if everthing could stop being so blurry that'd be great.

...where's my brother?

So. I had a conversation with a talkin' dog and everyone seems just fine with that. I guess it ain't space madness. The dog said my ship is gone. The cuteness just came to a real middle. Everything sure went from sugar to shit real fast.

Who here has siblings?

[Peter Quill]
I was wondering if you'd noticed anything off about Gamora.

I know it doesn't actually affect me in any material way if we sell crap coffee, but there's only so much I can do with this. I might head to Earth next time I've got a couple days off in a row. See what kind of supply chain I can source, remind myself what Britain looks like when it's not completely in the shitter.

Not exactly what I was expecting from today. Mobile's working I but can't ring home, which means that I'm out of my Universal Roaming area. Not something that's supposed to happen, but given that we're all in a giant head at the End of the Universe, meaning it's not the same End of the Universe rather certain I know the reason why.

Had a conversation with a very intelligent dog. Got some answers which led to more questions. But I can work with questions. Won't be the first time I've 'popped out' for a while without notice, probably won't be the last... And it's better than answering the General's questions again.

Funny thing. No time sickness. No stomach ache. No feeling like your insides are being pushed out through your pores. Seems there are no effects from physically being brought here. That by itself is unusual. The energy it would take to pull an individual to a place like this, especially without some kind of capsule would have some kind of immediate effects. Might be similar to the Rift... Probably best to run some tests in the med bay.

One impossible thing before breakfast. Seven more to go.

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