Knowhere IC

Am I supposed to get a job? Because I don't really have any skills.

ETA: [Frank]

You said you have other guns, right? Can you maybe pay me to clean them? I'm pretty sure I know how.

Characters: Frank Castle (MCU Canon), Natasha Romanoff (MCU Canon)
When/Where: Starlin's Bar (sorry Nat, not implying you're there a lot...)
Rating/Warnings: Potential swearing.

( The big, bad Punisher )

[Private to Frank]


Frank I need to talk to you.

who: Hill and Castle
where&when: The Dispatch, around 1600 hours
warnings: Frank has a dirty mouth, sometimes.

( ...even got a code name. )

I want my guns back

You're all fucking exhausting, how do you talk so much?

So, I've been here a week and there's no sign of me going back. I guess it's safe enough to introduce myself as a permanent fixture of the giant head, for now.

My name is Scott Lang. I'm from San Francisco, I have a MA in Electrical Engineering and I love waffles. I have a daughter back home, Cassie, she'd think this place was awesome.

Characters: Frank Castle and Matt Murdock
When/Where: In the Barracks, some time during the evening of their arrival
Ratings/Warnings: Probably some swearing.

( Sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God. )

What the fuck is going on?

Fuckin

Where the fuck

Why are my fucking lawyers here? Am I dead? Finally?

That was the cutest goddamn dog

Jesus Christ

Hello?

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