Knowhere IC

Who: Colonel Mustang & Lieutenant Hawkeye
What: It’s Roy’s birthday!
When: Evening, Oct. 2nd
Where: Roy & Riza’s Apartment
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Alphonse Elric knew the Colonel’s birthday and had been eager to tell his brother and York, and the three of them had thrown Roy a little party. )

Hey Knowhere,

I'm about to dip off this giant floating mess of a head because I am way too awesome to die childless. That said, there's food in the mess still because I'm a wonderful cook and I can make anything taste like heaven. Even tribbles. Lieutenant Hawkeye's gonna be looking after it when I go.

Everyone bear in mind their kindergarten lessons when getting in line for your rations. Order is good. Chaos is bad.

Carlos out.

Who: Colonel Mustang & Lieutenant Hawkeye
What: Discussions about evacuations.. With no yelling.. Yeah right.
When: Evening, after this.
Where: Roy & Riza’s Apartment
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Like Hell Hawkeye was going to let herself be shuffled off. She was a soldier. She was staying with her Colonel. )

Alright, Knowhere.

We've got something pretty big going down in about two hours. Everyone needs to use their passports and get off the head, stay off for the next eight or so hours. It's safer that way.

Anyone who stays behind when this goes down is risking sterilization. It's not a guarantee but it's a possibility. If that's not something you're worried about, feel free to stay behind and help us. But if it is, you need to leave in the next two hours. Now's a great time to visit Earth and get yourself something to eat. If you haven't used the passports before, find someone who has and they can help you.

Who: Edward Elric & Riza Hawkeye
What: Baking an apple pie.
When: Saturday Afternoon
Where: Mustang & Hawkeye’s Apartment
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( She wasn’t angry? No. Of course not. Riza Hawkeye had an incredible temperament. She had to. Look at the man she dealt with on a daily basis. )

Tribbles have managed to cause multiple power outages in the Med Bay. (There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.) Are there any generators around or someone willing to head to Earth and pick one up for us? We should probably have a couple generators here in case of emergency anyway.

I got off-shift about an hour ago and headed to the mess to grab some breakfast for the troops (I'm looking at you, Ed, the bottomless pit that is Al, North, Harry, Tex and Mouse - Yes, Ed, Carlos has been cooking Earth food special just for you) and Carlos said they're crazy low on food?

I guess it was there yesterday.. but there's a lot of it missing today?

Ed, are you sleep-eating, is that why you're never hungry?

Miss Spider doing a little late-night snacking?

Are you squirreling it all away, Sam?

Maybe our favorite zombie is preparing for end-times here?

Seriously, people.. where'd the food go? I had to leave with smaller portions so there'd be enough for everyone else.

I have not been alone for three days. I AM GOING TO MURDER WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

How many others are unable to get away from a random resident?

So did... anyone else wake up chained to a beautiful woman or.. was that just me?

I think it's the passports..

And I'm sorry again, Lady Sif, I swear I didn't mean to.

Who: Roy Mustang & Riza Hawkeye
What: Riza went on a date with York and Roy isn’t happy.
When: Late evening/Early Morning (Backdated, 2 Days ago)
Where: The Barracks
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( What had they done on their date? Get into a knife fight? Well.. yeah. Yeah, they had.  )

Who: Roy Mustang & Riza Hawkeye (York Cameo)
What: Riza went on a date with York and Roy isn’t happy.
When: Late evening (Backdated, 2 Days ago)
Where: The Barracks
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( What had they done on their date? Get into a knife fight? Well.. yeah. Yeah, they had.  )

Useless observation number 1: Talking machines are stupid.

Excessively useless observation number 2: Bathrooms shouldn't be that difficult to find.

Nevermind the irony of being trapped inside someone else's head. It's a little rude, don'tcha think?

Who: Carlos Ramirez, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye & Alphonse Elric.
What: Meet and greet!
When: Late afternoon
Where: Mess Hall, then Roy’s apartment
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( Riza touched at her temple and managed a small smile for the poor man being subjected to the golden ray of sunshine that was Alphonse Elric. )

[Filtered; Lieutenant Hawkeye]


Find Alphonse and calm him down. Please


[Filtered; Edward Elric]

What the hell is wrong with your brother?

Who: Colonel Roy Mustang & Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye
What: Two concerned parents superiors talk.
When: Mid-Afternoon through to Early morning Aug. 2-3
Where: Mustang’s Apartment
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( She’d follow him anywhere. What if he didn’t know where he was going anymore? That was also her point, wasn’t it? If he lost his way… Find a new life plan, Roy.  )

everyone seems to enjoy this earth so much so heres an important question: does it have any magical libraries? if so, the trip might actually be worth it. mostly because this place seems to lack anything truly new to study.

and it took me until now to get my boots clean. i still owe you thanks for that harry dresden. trust i am crafting the perfect spell for it.

[Filtered to Colonel Roy Mustang]

Sir.

I have a sneaking suspicion Edward and Alphonse are related.

Read this.

... Don't cross into the Nevernever here. We pissed off everything that lives on that side.


No people. Just chaos and lots of brain matter.

I'm going to sleep.

I've been looking at the magical means for these disappearances because Castiel says he can still sense the missing people somewhere, but he can't determine how near or far. I know that there's a dimension that borders our own; we call it the Nevernever, which in supernatural circles, is best described as the spirit world. The cat I sent out with Bob found several places that touch on this world enough for people to be able to go through it to that side of things.

I'm going to open a Way into the Nevernever and see if our people are on that side of it, and if not, I'm going to politely ask whatever is on that side if they've seen traces or heard anything worth hearing about.

The Nevernever is the place of Faerie, of Heaven and Hell, Elysium and Tartarus and Valhalla and every other place you can think of from Gehena to Olypmus. It's scary as shit and there's no telling what the hell is on the other side of a Way.

So if you want to come, okay.

But I will say this: smaller parties attract less attention and will let us move faster. Speed and less attention are our best allies. We're not going in twenty deep.

Your technology won't work on the other side, so don't bother saddling up with communication devices or freaking blasters and fancy guns. The older your weapons, the less likely they are to malfunction - anything built before 1960 is the best. Whatever you bring in, you bring back out with you because leaving it behind is the equivalent of dropping nuclear waste on someone's lawn. It'll come back and bite you in the ass, trust me.

We leave t-minus 6 hours. If you're coming, meet behind Starlin's then.

If you have questions ask them now, and make sure everyone coming reads them all.

That asshole told me he wouldn't leave.

It's too quiet now. Can't anyone track them?