Knowhere IC

Oh my God, the refreshments at last night's meeting? THE WORST!!! Am I right??! And that so-called party, afterward? I could do so much better.

In fact, I demand to do better! I want to throw a party. Not for everybody on this skull, but for the new arrivals, like me. Everybody is chatting one another up on their devices, but what we need is a proper meet and greet, with food and music and dancing.

What the fuck is going on?

Fuckin

Where the fuck

Why are my fucking lawyers here? Am I dead? Finally?

That was the cutest goddamn dog

Jesus Christ

Hello?

Characters: The Doctor (12), Clara Oswald
When/Where: The Dispatch, shortly after this conversation on the journal
Rating/Warnings: None, so far

( What did you get? )

Still here. Probably(?) not a dream then. Just your completely normal giant alien head with a really confusingly laid out town inside it.


I'm Fa Sam.

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty excited. A whole new universe to explore!

Now, if only the TARDIS was here.

(Read in Russian accent =D)

Hello! I am Cosmo. I take charge of the Knowhere here.

By now all of you should be settled in your housing assignments. I have done my best on such a sort notice for so many arrivals. I never suspect I would not be only one to come here from my own universe. I will do my best to answer your questions. The tablets I provided should all work here on this network.


It has been a long day. I suggest everyone get some rest, da?

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