Knowhere IC

This is almost starting to be fun. About fucking time.

I'll be out.

I moved back to the barracks. Don't look for me in the apartment, okay?

[NEXT AVENGERS]

Should have done this ages ago I handed the keys over to Cosmo, you might want to do the same.

[ MomBobbi ]

So. On a scale of 1 to 1,000 -- if I, one hundred percent by accident blew up your training range, how mad would you be?

[ Torunn ]

Hey. Tori. I need some high flying.

[ James Rogers ]

Hey.

I take back all the fucking shit I just said about random gifts.

[James Rogers]

Have you managed to try waffles yet? If the answer is no, I'm going to have to take you for some, just out of principle.

Are you joking

[NEXT AVENGERS.]

I'll be back in the morning.

Today is the monthly supply run to Earth. Please be sure to get your requests in early.

[James Rogers]

Why did y I Wha

Thank you.

( Mother's Day gifts left behind for both Natasha Romanoff and Natalia Romanova )

[TEXT TO SAM WILSON]

- Hey Sammy.
- I've got some shirts for you.

My usual sparring partner's fucked off to Earth, so I'm quietly just going to - attempt to both flail and stew over a drink. And just a fair warning, I'm very selective about potential drinking partners.


[TORUNN]

Did you really just fucking ask if his arm was detachable?

[FRANCIS]

Drink with me.

Can we talk?

You know if I wanted to show up in a big giant alien space head with a dog that could talk to me...

...I'd find something else to want.

[TORUNN]

Hey Toronto.

Can we talk? Please?

I mean, all those dead people keep interrupting us on the other one, so I'm trying again.

[SHARON]

I need clothes for Torunn. Can you help?

I do have money. Credits. Whatever.

Ugh. Fucking guy with rings. Fucking brown outs. FUCKING SHITTY ASS SECURITY.

Reminder to myself that if I ever go back home, I need to coax Tony into downloading J.A.C.O.S.T.A. to Ultron's trophy room. Stat.

What do I talk to about sleeping arrangements?

This Med Bay is a complete mess. I suppose dogs don't necessarily know what humans need in terms of healthcare and equipment. Then there's all of the alien lifeforms to account for. Do we have any of those yet? The Med Bay is just for those of us who arrived here, thankfully, but with so many people coming from so many different universes there's bound to be a non-terran lifeforms showing up eventually. I would like to be prepared in case they show up hurt, but how does one even begin to prepare for something unknown like that?

I'm a little stressed

The good news is I just completed a run to Earth for proper Med Bay equipment today. It's all a bit more outdated than I'm used to, but no matter. I will learn. Cosmo was kind enough to pay the bill for everything we need and things are slowly, but surely starting to be put together. We'll have meds come in every month during the Earth run, but if there is something particular needed that we don't have, Cosmo has given me his word he'll get a passport ready for immediate departure.

[Padme Amidala]

I was also able to acquire everything we'll need for your pregnancy which is quite good news, don't you think? I'd love to schedule your first appointment.

Bloodstains. I helped.

Alright, so one point landing aside, I can say I've had rougher ones than tumbling along some grating. Hardly the worst part of my day and being told I'm floating through space inside some big giant head? Not even in the top ten weirdest things I've heard today.

That aside, we're gonna go ahead and give a big thanks to Dr. Zigler for making sure my insides went ahead and stayed on the inside, and one to Wilson and Ryder for making sure my ass got to the Doc in one piece. It's just no good at all when you destroy an Armada of city sized death robots, and die from one bad landing. The legend would be ruined in one stroke of the pen. 'Lt. Commander Adeleis Shepard, kicked the shit out of synthetics the size of skyscrapers, died on landing' is a terrible epitaph too, so bonus points for that.

As for the rest of it? Hi, I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite, floating, nebulous, space-god head in the galaxy.

Even if I have to experience it from a hospital bed at the moment.

Hello!

Any tips for the newly arrived?

May as well make the most of my stay.

Steve Rogers (616, Canon), Peggy Carter (MCU, Canon) Bobbi Morse (MCU, Canon) Clint Barton (MCU, Canon), Natasha Romanoff (MCU, Canon), "Nancy" (616, Canon), Sharon Carter (616, AU)

All of you have some sort of connection to SHIELD in your home world.

I have been thinking about this since arriving. I'm thinking we need to pool resources and the information that we have. As SHIELD or former SHIELD Agents, I think we all want to protect people on one level or another. The problem with this place is not knowing how we are arriving here that anyone could arrive. While I believe Cosmo will do his best to not allow them out there is always a chance that some might slip through.

So the point of this is two fold

1. We need information
2. We need to protect people here who cannot protect themselves

Bobbi, as you probably have all seen has opened up a gun range and sparring center for people to use. I know a lot of us will be using it to keep up our skills but offering beginning lessons would be good too. Bobbi, were you planning something like this?

I've spoken to Peggy about this who agrees with me. We need to also keep an ear out for information that might be of use. I'm sure we all are anyway as it is probably second nature by now. Peggy has gotten a job as a bar tender while I've managed to get one as Peter Quill's assistant.

There are a lot of people who can come and go from here. We don't know who they are and I don't like that. I'd therefore like to keep an ear to the ground for anyone who might have arrived or arrives who might be a danger to the people arriving here from other worlds such as us and won't be able to protect themselves if need be.

If you are interested in helping, can you let me know? Also if you might know anyone else who might be interested in it? I've written to the Avengers from all our worlds as well.

Steve Rogers (616, Canon), Peggy Carter (MCU, Canon) Bobbi Morse (MCU, Canon) Clint Barton (MCU, Canon), Natasha Romanoff (MCU, Canon), "Nancy" (616, Canon), Sharon Carter (616, AU), Scott Lang (MCU Canon), Stephen Strange (MCU Canon), Wanda Maximoff (MCU Canon) Bruce Banner (MCU AU), Janet Van Dyne (MCU AU), Pepper Potts (MCU AU), Sam Wilson (MCU AU), James Rogers (Animated Canon)

With the Guardians traveling over the Galaxy doing their jobs. I have been thinking that perhaps there should be a task force such as the Avengers in case anything might happen while they are away?

Frank Castle

What are you doing job wise here? I didn't ask when we caught up.

Padme Amidala

Hello,

I saw that you are Cosmo's assistance. My name is Maria Hill. I've been brought on as an assistant to Peter Quill so I imagine we shall have a bit to do with one another.

Could you all make a little bit more noise in the barracks?

You're all being way too fucking quiet, and I can't sleep.

[NATASHA ROMANOFF]

[...] Hey.

Uh, how does breakfast sound?