Knowhere IC

I'm not usually one for social media, but I hear this is where one goes to meet the locals and I'm told secluding oneself to nothing but outrageously good sex isn't good for you. I beg to differ, but I'm a pleaser so here I am. Elektra Natchios. I'd say it's nice to meet you, but I imagine I don't really care one way or another.

I've noticed we've picked up quite a few new arrivals this week, so I figured I'd just take a minute to say hello to the new arrivals.

My name is Adeleis Shepard, Captain of the Normandy. From a different than the one we've got here -- which is absolutely worth the visit if you're ever curious -- but I've been here awhile now. If you need any help getting your bearings, don't hesitate to let me know. If you're looking for a way to meet some new people, we've got a great new community center and I also run a weekly poker game -- all experience levels welcome. Just let me know if you'd like to stop by if there's a seat at the table.

For those of you with, or looking to acquire, flight experience, I'm also your go-to here. We've got several classes of ship including, if you're someone with...lets say, mental gifts? Anyway. If you've got the brain for it or the ability to work with interfaced technology easily, a very large ship we're still looking to pick up pilots for -- because it would be a shame if we suddenly lost that knowledge. Everyone else, doesn't matter if you're used to flying stick or with computer assistance, I'm happy to log some flight time with you. Same goes for all you aces back home looking to keep your skills sharp.

Hope you're all settling in alright.

Shepard, Out.

[ Rocket ]

And I'd like to see about getting something we could use to test the targeting systems on the new defenses. Please not a life fire exercise. I'm all for being thorough when it comes to safety, but not at that much risk to myself if it can be avoided.

All right. I'm using the voice to text option on this thing. My name's Matt Murdock. I don't know what I'm doing here or how I got here. I'm blind. There's a talking dog. Yes, I know that putting those two things together, the joke pretty much writes itself.

I've been told that no, this isn't Purgatory or Hell. I'm staying in the barracks and I think...no, I need to find the cheapest beer that can be found inside a Celestial's head. Coming from New York, it's always better to ask the locals. So, where do I find that? Are there dive bars inside a Celestial's head?

I'm giving up on anything sounding normal, ever again.

Cosmo has bad news. Peter and Steve discover weak signal of those who disappeared. Is very weak, they say like it is a universe inside another universe. A microverse. Cosmo has one. Cosmo's collar has a dimensional envelope in it in case Knowhere gets invaded we can hide and survive. Cosmo has used before. It work well. I think maybe that is where everyone go to, but problem is... it's not working. I press button to go to microverse and nothing happen. I am thinkink we need to fix this if we want to get friends back.

We've had a couple successful vacations with the new passports, I'm happy to report. As far as I can tell they're working out nicely.

[Tony]
What do you say we take the passports for a spin and get out of here for a little while? When was the last time we took a vacation together?



[OOC: Players no longer need approval for passport travel as long as it doesn't include time travel of dimension hopping. You can go here for all the details you need on the new passports.]

(OOC: Backdated to the 21st)


You know, I think, even with this current little predicament, I would do pretty well with my Legal practice and I'm pretty pleased with that. Still, I can't argue that this place is every kind of strange.


[ Tony Stark {MCU!AU} ]

So. You've been uncharacteristically quiet. I've heard reports of being being birds and even dolls, please tell me this hasn't happened to you.

[ Natasha {MCU} ]

So. Dinner was nice?

Were we expecting passports not to be working?

[Private to the Science Team (Addy, Bruce, Scott, Tony)]

I hope you know if you guys are successful with this, I'm out of a job.

Also, don't you think you were a little harsh with Leah there? She was only trying to help.

[Tony]

Maybe you should take a break? Spend a little time with your girl, get your mind off this particular problem. There's a ground breaking ceremony tomorrow. You love those things. Maybe if you ask nicely Cosmo will let you hold the big scissors.

Oh, and I need you to take a look at my suit. It's acting up.

[Private to Tony Stark]
Wondering if you could do me a favour. If we keep getting invaded I'm really going to need access to the comms. On the tablets I can set up voice to text for sound files, but that won't work over the radios. I know your suit visor shows up to date battle information, would you be able to make something similar but simpler? Contact lenses might even work though since I'm not sure how my powers work exactly they might interfere with my vision. Something wearable like a screen on my wrist might work as an alternative. And yes, I can pay. Wilson taught me how important money

I need a machinist.

My thanks to those of you who put together the rescue effort. I promise you, more details will be coming as soon as I've debriefed Cosmo and the Guardians about what our next step is.

[ Guardians and Cosmo ]

I'm inbound to HQ now. I've got information information that I can draw up plans and layouts and, assuming the Troyjans and Ba-Bani are using similar designs for their holding cells, I should be able to provide you with enough tactical intelligence as to where the remaining people are being held. I didn't get names, or numbers, so I'm hoping you've been able to put together a list of the missing besides myself and Rose Tyler.

Secondarily, they're not too interested in causing harm, but I know we're operating on a rapidly closing window of time here. I'll be frank, if you need hands to spearhead the rescue effort, I will lend my skills and shield to it as best I can. If you can find anyone else more qualified with the intelligence I'm providing, I'd prefer it. Between fighting with the Hulk and our captors, I'd frankly like at least a day to rest.

[ Alucard ]

Once our people are secure, you've got to come up with a way for me to thank you.

[ Rose Tyler ]

How're you holding up Rose? Promised you you'd get that chance to yell at me.

[ Sharon Carter {616!AU} ]

Please tell me there's whiskey left?

[Open Comms]

Well, at least this time I don't have to worry about my favorite Greek joint being turned to rubble by giant invaders from space...

A few days ago, this mechanical thingamadoodad showed up, and it didn't occur to me that it might belong to somebody else, until I started noticing all these posts of people who had the same thing happen to them, looking for the rightful owners. I used my sonic screwdriver to figure out what the thing was - it's an update for a pretty technically advanced armored suit. The updates include new hardware components that work with something called Extremis, an update to a sophisticated AI unit that goes by the name of FRIDAY, and a new paint job. Pretty far out, considering that it was only made in the 21st century. Does this sound familiar to anybody? Come and collect it.

Also, the zappy zap man who arrived a couple days ago, calls himself the Master? He's an old acquaintance of mine. I'm taking care of him in my TARDIS, so hopefully he'll get better soon.

[Whovniverse Peeps - Except the Master]

The Master is being kept in the Zero Room. He's still unstably stable, but he is making a little progress.

I also used the TARDIS to scan Knowhere, I can't find Original Recipe. My guess is that he must've been taken back to our universe.

[The Master]

Wakey wakey. If I come in, you promise not to zap me? I have food.

(OOC: Forward/backdate this to after Jason's return from Earth. I meant to get this up sooner, but today just kind of exploded.)

[ Avengers at Large (616, AU, MCU) and the Guardians of the Galaxy ]


(Since it was pointed out that there's obviously some confusion here as to who Steve would consider an Avenger, here's a list to clarify who's under the filter:

MCU: All
Comics: All except: Jean Grey, Else Bloodstone, Cosmo)
AU: All)

I've received a package at the Docks, upon asking Doctor Banner to take a look at it, and him coming up largely with no idea, I'd appreciate some sets of eyes on this thing. Since we're seeing all manner of things show up, from a variety of different dimensions, and a lot of them seem to have specific ties to things, I thought this was the most efficient way we could get some answers as to what it is. I'll be at the docks for the next few hours, and would appreciate as many of you as you can coming to take a look and helping me figure it out.

Thank you.

(OOC: The package is The Cradle from Age of Ultron and, once this is figured out, Steve's just gonna get all stern lipped about it, thank everyone, and then casually just stare at it. He's gonna destroy it, and another one will be arriving in its place. Steve will not be happy.)

[ Delivered to Tony Stark ]

[ Gift wrapped for Tony is this present with a simple card that reads: 'Happy Birthday, Your friend, Steve'. ]

[ Jean Grey (616 ]

Hello Jean.

To: Tony Stark,
From:Steven G. Rogers, Cpt.

( A hand folded envelope, left with the word 'Tony' outside. )

[Private to James Rogers]
I have your blood results.

[Private to Tony Stark]
Why would you build a box named the Hulkbox? Is there something I don't know?

I'm down at the docks looking at a bloody big metal box that's been sent my way. Sort of Space Age/retro, says "Stark Industries" on the red bits. There are a few other markings on it; if you can ID it, it's yours.

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